"Hey Geoff, got some pukes coming your way that I’d like you to kill, and I also…
“I am Arachnis, the spider king, lord of all spiders!”
“No, not today, okay? You’re not a spider king. You’re an S1 sentry unit, and your name is Geoff.”
“ARACHNIIIIIIS!”
“Oh my god, Geoff, Arachnis, whatever! Just kill them already. Okay?”
“Nuh-uh!”
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“caugh, caugh, ah, poison gaz, lethal to giant spiders, I better kill these clowns !”
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"Intruder detected"
Nova: “Turns out password wasn’t the password. Oh I got it, password 12345. Dang, these guys are good”
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Kleese: “It’s kinda like a… like a box of bees that, when opened, produces your own shrieking voice. Yes. That.”
Nova: “Truly, you are misery’s poet.”
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Mine would have to be Incursion, the Sentry goes on a rant about his Cellphone. Only heard it once, but basically he freaks out because he can’t find his cellphone and then he goes “F*** I just got that thing!” the whole thing was hilarious.
Also when you sneak up on your Sentry in Incursion he almost has a heart attack because you snuck up on it. lol
I love the Incursion Sentries, hilarious.
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Not so much funny lines, but I love the unique dialogue in pvp. Playing Mellka, if an enemy Thorn is nearby she’ll call out, “hey Teshka, wanna spar?”. She calls out to enemy Ghalt’s and Kleese’s too, and Whisky has unique lines when an enemy Oscar Mike is around. Those little touches make all the difference 
Most of them have unique lines for almost everything.
Even for playing against themselves :
ghalt : Kill me ! I mean, the other me.
And most character that are related somehow have lines for this.
Oscar mike and Whiskey foxtrot are quite amazing though
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Haa yes!
“ALRIGHT, anime convention ! Oh, nevermind… Just rath.”
The sentries are also talking a lot about rath and catchphrase… Anyone care to explain ?
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Catchphrase is a marvel of modern television, if you haven’t seen it I highly recommend it! YouTube it right now, ‘Catchphrase roy walker’. I challenge you to not be entertained.
“He’s waving,”
But what’s the link with rath ?
I have absolutely no idea, I just saw catchphrase and immediately had to share something wondrous with the community, there’s a pretty good chance it’s not actually related. My bad.
Although on the flip side, you now know about catchphrase, not many people outside of the U.K. will know about that.
It wouldn’t actually surprise me to find out that some of the writers were British, the level of the sarcasm, and some of the lines just make me feel very at home. And Ambra sounds exactly like a teacher I used to have, accent and all, ‘wash those filthy hands’ was one of her favourites too.
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Mine has to be Ambra when she kills Rath,
“I outrank you, and I believe I just reminded you why!”
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Miko: (after killing several enemies in PvP) “We are not to be f****ed with!”
I’d give a line from Wolf, but everything he says is pure gold. I can’t choose just one. :c
I’ll go with Benedict instead. Can’t remember it exactly, but I think it’s:
Benedict: “Put “Tried My Best” on that guy’s grave! In crappy font! AND GLITTER 'N SH*T!!!”
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I love the conversation between isic and geoff/arachnis. That whole part is gold. My favorite line is when isic tells him to go get the first upgrade and calls him geoff and he corrects him and says “aaaarachnis” and isic just says “■■■■ you”. I laugh everytime.
I got a few.
Raths respawn line of “The following murder spree IS A REVENGE murder spree”
Dragons “Deathmatch Dammit”
And the one that absolutely became my text message alert Marquis and his “Pesant Rebellion!”
Love the faces on my friends when I get a text and that’s what you hear. The death glares
Whos defective now?! Dam it, it’s still me!
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Anyone of Orendis lines or my absolute favorite.
“They call me Papa Shotgun!” Thats just badass!!
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SHOW ME THEM GUTS, FELLA! 
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