Ghalt when using his ultimate
-high pitched voice- oh s**t it’s another gun!
-normal voice- that’s right!
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ISIC: You think this is game? This isn’t a f*cking game! This is REAL LIFE!
And get this: If you die in real life, YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE! Just something for you to think about!
That’s right, YOU, the one holding the controller slash mouse! I’m looking at YOU, [insert actual name]!
Thanks @jYorkElder for posting in another thread.
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Damn I forgot that one shame on me for not making that cells text chime.
@Ryballs. The very first time I heard that my buddy was on the chat and was laughing his butt off. I was like " Um. Why is my character not only breaking the fourth wall, but saying stuff that I would actually say if I was being a smartass. Oh god…he’s infiltrated my PS 4"
I was very literally crying from laughing so hard.
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“That’s right fools, IT’S ANOTHER GUN”
And I just checked, the line is
high pitched voice "Holy sh*t ghalt got two guns"
normal voice “yes sir I’M AFRAID HE DOES”
Too bad I find this ultimate poop (half the reason is because I can’t aim 
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ISIC - “The universe is a joke, and the Algorithm is the turbo-badass punchline that will free us all from this infinitely regressing cosmic nightmare.”
Don’t remember the quote exactly, but El-Dragon on Algorithm has the most hilarious lines I’ve heard in any game ever. He shouts and ISIC for tearing his arms off and at the end there is a chance that he’ll start crying and crap… just too ■■■■■■■ good. Only got the end line once so far.
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As I headed out as Denade in capture (I’m pretty sure this is what she said): “Silent and deadly… What, what’s so funny?”
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“I have difficulty expressing myself!” - Attikus on getting a kill. That said, I absolutely love all of the dialogue in this game.
Well montana: You can call me Mr.Muscels of Critsalot