Toby is sitting in the mess hall eating kippers, when Oscar Mike walks up with the cup saying “4 Toby; that means NOT YOU, BENEDICT!”
Oscar: WHAT’S IN THE BOX?!
Toby (nervous and uneasy): W-What are you talking about?
Oscar: Sorry; i just got done watching Seven. What’s this? Shakes cup lightly.
Toby: Oh… That’s something Whiskey gave me. It’s, uh… A protein shake.
Oscar: FROM WHISKEY?! Oh, dude, you GOTTA let me have it! PLEASE, bro?!
A miniature version on Nega-Toby appears on Toby’s right shoulder as he thinks of what to do.
Nega-Toby: Hey, TOBY!
Toby: W-What the f*ck?!
Oscar Mike: Oh, dude, hold on; you’ve got something on your shoulder… Flicks the miniature Nega-Toby off of Toby’s shoulder.
Toby (thinking to self): I’m… Not even gonna question that. (To Oscar): T-Thanks, Oscar…
Oscar: No problem, that’s what bros are for! So… Can i have the protein shake?
Toby (still musing over the Nega-Toby thing) The what…?
Oscar: THIS!! Holds up the cup.
Toby: O-Oh… Sighs. No…
Oscar: WHY NOT?!
Toby: Because Whiskey’s BLOOD is in it, Oscar.
Oscar: Yeah, yeah; and his sweat and tears too. I’ve heard the saying! I’M TAKING IT ANYWAYS!! SORRY, BRO!!
Oscar cloaks and runs off, and Toby yells after him before giving it up, and looking around uneasily for the miniature Nega-Toby. He then checks his kippers’ expiration date, shrugs at seeing them not being expired, and goes back to eating them.
Toby: Not even gonna question it…
(@timtoborne, @Benedict_87, come on… What’s the secret? Is it about me? I-I’m a big Finisci; i can handle it!)