I don’t do sweets a lot, but once every week or two I splurge and grab two pints of Ben and Jerry’s. Half baked is my shiiiiiiiit.
Your days are numbered…
Sorry hattie, I was sleeping. Probably for the better. I don’t think my encouragement would have been workable.
God, did they drizzle that with sunshine before that shot?

I heard the striker and hoop theme over this gif immediately.
Throw in a cooky sidekick and a lieutenant with the mayor up his ass and we’ve got a Thursday night primetime closer.
That moment when a random song you haven’t heard in years crawls out from the back of your mind:

And I forgot how weird this show became.
So, you guys explode anything recently?
Yes, unfortunately. I had a lot of cheap Chinese seafood buffet food yesterday…
EDIT:
Ah, i see that @system is deleting my qoutes again… wonderful…
That toilet deserved it. I heard him say encouraging things to puffins.
I clogged the toilet last night before I went to bed and I forgot to unclog it. 
What’s everyone good at?
Thought about making a topic on it, but it seemed like a fun dumb topic. What are you awesome at or know more than people should reasonably know about?
Well, I’m good at graphic design, coding, writing and making terrible puns. 
Connect Four. I’ve only been beaten twice in living memory. Of course, this was back in middle school and high school. Still, i figure that’s weird enough to meet your qualifications, even if i’m rusty. 
No it’s a good one! I assume that the metagame with it is something like tic-tac-toe, where there are legit strategies that are just hard to beat and some counter strategies that work.


