#1137

I have nothing to offer, I just wanted to quote this.

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#1139

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#1140

My beard is big and might which means I need a trim soon. I donā€™t wanna, but I also donā€™t wanna look too hobolike. ;.;

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#1141

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#1142

Team nibbler or gtfo!

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#1143

Team Nibbler, nibble stations!!!

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When I hit a sustained period of lazy I let my facial hair grow unchecked until my mustache strains all my liquids for me without me asking. It never really looks big because of how straight my hair is, but the bit at the bottom of my sideburns becomes almost startlingly white. I hate cleaning up the trimmings though. But Iā€™m too thrifty to buy one of theseā€¦

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So I just put plastic wrap over my sink. It acts like a clear tortilla and I get to pretend Iā€™ve made a hair burrito before I throw it out.

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#1144

I almost had ā€œI usually use some paper towelsā€ before I realized how dumb this product is.

Cheesum crepesā€¦

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#1145

So very dumb, but convenient. It may be the stupidest thing Iā€™ve ever put in my Amazon cart. But it did inspire the plastic wrap solution I currently employ. Stupid is as stupid does, or necessity is the mother of stupidity. (I think that may be the title of my WIP memoir.)

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#1146

Two rows of paper towels manā€¦

Good god. I am not going full steak dinner just to trim. I have something not totally unlike pride left!

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#1147

Yeah, my pride and dignity were corroded into obscurity somewhere around poopy diaper #342.351. And I didnā€™t even get a tartan skin for my trouble. :cry:

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#1148

If this is the decimal style of designating thousands/hundreds I see used in other nations, I have no problem with this.

If this is the decimal as in ā€œonly partial amount of diaper 0.351ā€, I have some serious questions about childcare.

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#1149

I thought is was the library catalogue code? (Dewey Decimal, naturallyā€¦)

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#1150

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#1151

This is the first I noticed that the structure looks like a giant faceā€¦

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#1152

Iā€™m from 'Murica, baby. So you know Iā€™d do that right after I gave the temperature in Celsius and placed the day first when writing the date. :wink:

Itā€™s a remainder. Its not particularly appetizing, but math is the universal language.

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(Diapers per day Ɨ tears shed when particularly pungent)/(amount of sleep lost Ɨ minutes of poorly written childrenā€™s programming watched per day)

This formula is invalid if youā€™re an excellent parent and your child is watching South Park and Futurama before their first birthday. In my case itā€™s invalid, but I wanted an excuse to use my TI-82.

@Hattie Is that an ancient shrine to our mentally unstable robot overlords?
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Thereā€™s a resemblance. Just saying.

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#1153

You might be surprised then to learn that the Library of Congress Catalog (sp!) system is not universal across the US of Aā€¦ You have been infiltrated!

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#1154

So my copyright might be registered differently in different states? Kinda makes you think twice about that whole ā€œUnited we standā€¦ā€ thing.

How dare you make such lurid insinuations about me sir!! :wink:
Oh. You said ā€œinfiltratedā€. Nevermind then. Does Robertā€™s Rules of order have procedures enumerated for the retraction of offense? :wink: :wink: :smirk:

#1155

Uhm, but I doā€¦
Letā€™s toss some numbers around. As far as I remember @paulothead s kid is about 14 months old, which means circa 425 days.
342.351 diapers in 425 days would mean an average of 805.53 diapers/day, or 33.56 diapers/hour all day every day.
These numbers scare me a littleā€¦ :scream:

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#1156

Itā€™s a dot, not a comma. So thatā€™s not 342k plus diapersā€¦

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