Cats, phallic cacti, owls…now boobies?:
Also, that title is ROFL. If your accident was of Russian origin in this political environment, tho, would it be a haxxident? 

I am the accident you all must contend with
"That's no accident." -- Obi-wan Kenobi, "Star Wars: A No Hope"
Mistake is such an ugly word though 
[quote=“FunkJunkie, post:4798, topic:1554286”]Mistake is such an ugly word though
[/quote]Yes, it is…:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
Choices for the Doctor? I say Dr. Who’s “The Cat in the Hat”:
Very strange indeed. What about Doctor Fat…
…no, Fart?..
…dammit, I mean
Fate!
I vote for Britty Kitty - @hattieinduni for the next Doctor Who!
We all know her time management skills (or lack thereof rather)…are you sure this is a good idea?
Wait, you play Borderlands 2 because you really like guns? Weird.
So… your prediction is the next Dr Who series takes place on Pandora? 
Then why do you like it? 
I meant Dr Who
I don’t think I watched much after they got rid of Rose, though I’m told she came back. Catherine Tate irritates me a bit so I haven’t rushed to continue… from what my sci-fi keen friends have said it got a bit self-indulgent and overly complex.
Never watched it myself
People solving problems without firearms breaks my suspension of disbelief
Oh God I forgive you again 
I didn’t do anything wrong in the first place 
