OMG that’s a permaban Funk!!! 
You’re not very good at this whole ‘revolutionary’ thing
Don’t make me…
How…revolting.


Made me remember this, thanks muchly
Checking service status (stupid internet)… this seems an oddly specific thing to dispatch an engineer for
Tomorrow afternoon?!?!?
That’s ■■■■■■ man
-slides over exacto knife- You know what to do.
Meanwhile, Comcast in my area has been having issues since Irma.
The internet randomly goes off for a few minutes in the middle of the night then it comes back on.
So your internet goes bump in the night…
Oh god. Why did I have to see this while board. It’s like…
ANALYZING IMAGE…
…
PROCESSING…
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND.
Is it like A CREEEPY DEAD MUD FACE SUCKING THE LIFE OUT OF THAT LADY AND BEING ALL HAHAHHAHAHAHA THIS IS MY LAUGHING FACE AND I HAVE LIKE LEAVES FOR EYES BITCHES.
It think my centre of focus has to be the ivy leaves.
I mean, why ivy?
Is it normal to drape one’s eyes with ivy, even while surrendering oneself to a masque of salty sea death? I don’t think of ivy as a plant with particularly pleasant or soothing associations.

