I forgot to mention, I would’ve liked to have some of you here. I know Funk wants to see my sister’s dog. I’ll see what I can do.
It would make me the happiest I’ve been in years which is a weird thing to say for me.
I forgot to mention, I would’ve liked to have some of you here. I know Funk wants to see my sister’s dog. I’ll see what I can do.
It would make me the happiest I’ve been in years which is a weird thing to say for me.
We’re already eerily intruding on each others lives, trying to accommodate all our real life weirdness and odors would be quite taxing.
Enjoy the holiday with your family 

You know I can’t stay away no matter how badly you treat me 
Pfft, so many likes here, what does it even matter?
sobs in a corner
likes post
Uhhh… does that help?

It smells like crocs.
But fine…

Maybe a little

HOW IS THERE OVER 100 POSTS IN LIKE 4 HOURS?
■■■■ posting intensifies! Lol how you guys all doing today?
I’m doing great!
There was a bit of a splurge, wasn’t there? It was fun though. I blame Funk
I am heading to bed, taking a cheerful Irish novel with me
I’ll be back in 25 minutes with some more…
Tomorrow is Thanksgiving here in America.
Who’s ready?
I am going to eat till I explode!
I will take responsibility for all the glory above me
