I love those. It’s like a breakfast corn dog.
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■■■■ off, we are a nation of people on the move
My main aversion to the beans is the fact that the bread is intended to soak up the bean juice.
Toast is to be used for sopping up yolk exclusively, soggy toast just doesn’t sit right with me
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You’re weird, also your nation rarely moves, so stop objecting to your colonial betters and go make me a sandwich.
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That’s not true…
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Jumping suddenly back in time doesn’t count as exercise 
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We don’t have public transport so we need to drive in our 70,000$ lift kit Ford pickup trucks and a McDonald’s breakfast bag with an extra large drink of probably Dr pepper or Coke going down the highway ready to shoot the person that looks at us for more than a second
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Butt sandwich GIS turns up some funny ■■■■ 
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Does parkour count?
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You’re almost there…
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I’m definitely not overweight.
I’m 5"2 and I weigh about 130 pounds.
And I eat a lot healthier than the average American.
Just this morning, I had a bowl of oatmeal squares in almond milk.
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We’ll catch up! By making very little effort! 
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And I’m also waiting for the day that the FDA finally bans artificial sweeteners.
I try not to eat fast food and I don’t drink soda. I mostly drink water.
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I wouldn’t advocate for an outright ban, there are a lot of uses where they make sense.
A few sticks of gum isn’t the same as 12 Diet Cokes.
Better educated consumers avoiding them to excess would be nice though
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I’ve been avoiding artificial sweeteners for almost 8 years now.
And I still remember the days when my dad used to drink Pepsi like water.
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A lot of the dangers chalked up to artificial sweeteners are conspiracy theories. And by that I don’t mean they’re healthy, or that they don’t cause cancer or brain fungus or soda foot or whatever, but there is a lot of myth that hasn’t been supported by the full process of science. Which would be needed before a ban. Aspartame has been very heavily tested already without being banned by any FDA-like body, as far as I know.
Sweeteners are treated by your body like sugar, though they don’t have the calories, which means you’re triggered to produce insulin, which lowers your blood sugar and makes you hungry. Drinking them with a meal is a good idea for that reason (if you do that it also means they’re not as bad for your teeth - even without sugar carbonated drinks are acidic which isn’t great).
Because constantly releasing insulin isn’t very healthy anyway, it’s best not to drink too many diet drinks. But I think there can be a balance struck between ‘illegal’ and ‘4-litre presidential serving’.
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I’m 6’4’’ and weight about 180 pounds. I’m not fat… right?
Right. Mid-life crisis maybe?
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No! And I don’t want this to be a thread where you would think such things 
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Good, I was starting to panic just a tad.
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Funk on the other hand should be made to feel as bad as possible because he crossed me on beans on toast
I shall neither forgive nor forget 
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I’ve been jealous of owning a Batmobile before, but never jealous of being the Batmobile…
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