Fine fine.
Meat, meat
In a blender, in my stomach
So delicious it is.
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Amazing Quarian-doublefacepalm saved for future posts 
also: neat meat-poetry!
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No I won’t shut-up.
I have things I want to say.
You just have to deal.
This one’s about Claptrap.
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Y’all realize Krieg abbreviates ‘personal computer’ as PeC and not PC, right?
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What is this I see?
These Haikus and likes collide?
It’s time to construct!
hovers behind podium, taps a mic with front leg
Look a gray shaped heart
Unloved waiting for a click
To be remade pink
Take up your pointers
Spam click all the sad hearts pink
Spread false love of joy
The limit is reached
The Discourse is now displeased
Wait many hours
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Why do you keep doing this?
Talking in haiku like that
is pretty exhausting.
/Edit:
The number of likes
To give meaning to this thread
About thirty dozen
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Coming natural -
Words flow like in a river
Its course is unknown.
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Vaulhunter spotted,
Her flaming wings are scorching -
Lilith the Phoenix.
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Bandit detected
Metal Gears are warming up
Launching nuclear strike
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Why is that so funny? 
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…like if we spammed the Serengeti with empty banana boxes, would the local big cats find them and lurk in them like that?
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executing executin.exe
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But can it beat dancing Kane? 
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No, no it can not.
THIS is the best gif IN DA UNIVERSE!!!
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