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@hattieinduni

Coral jokes are the best

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"The Derchination is strong with these fools." -- Darth BA, "Star Wars: A-Team"

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Alf-Dad joke-ception, I’m in awe

You are welcome, and its ok to be impressed. The alf is strong in me.

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So just out of curiosity I did a search

http://m.ebay.com/itm/ALF-Stuffed-Plush-Animal-5-Function-Digital-Quartz-Wrist-Watch-/122019559778?hash=item1c68eeb962%3Ag%3AtZQAAOSw-jhUJEDb&_trkparms=pageci%3A5948be8d-9c8d-11e6-89cd-74dbd1806af7%7Cparentrq%3A08122b941580a78873e69056ffff9cda%7Ciid%3A2

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Son, I don’t think you understand how much piss you’re bringing to a true ā– ā– ā– ā–  fight.

By my count there were 102 episodes of alf.

Dad jokes… dad jokes are forever.

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https://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/11/you-wont-want-to-laugh-at-these-dad-jokes-but-you-probably-will-6.jpg?quality=100&strip=info&w=600

https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/dad-jokes-will-just-never-get-old-8.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600

http://slightlywarped.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/902808306-4730d99398444025032433a8a567e13a.jpg

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@joekgbx should buy a bunch of those and send one to each community bad ass

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LOL, @hattieinduni just pulled an Agent Smith. But she’s only human…as are we all.

unlike you @JoeKGBX isn’t a monster DERCH

We need some pun husky too

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102 episodes about 22 mins each and 60 frames per second = 8078400 frames of alf, then you have the cartoons, comics, art, etc…

I have a lot left

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https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/12/dad13.jpg?quality=85&strip=info

My point is, there’s a finite amount of alf.

But not so much for my ammo.

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@Kitty_Jo please deal with Derch

  • Ban
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@Derch :FacePalm: Do you want to traumatize our Britty Kitty? LOL, poor girl’ll be stuck in there for years, like a ā€œJumanjiā€ populated by nothing but furry little brown things…


@hattieinduni: A ā€œban @Derchā€ poll? Mayhaps I’m taking it too literally, but you can’t be serious. Why so serious?

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Democracy means making tough choices and accepting the outcomes gracefully

(I had to make it anonymous for fear of tyrannic mod reprisals of course)

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