Krewl, deary, can you construct me a loader to go to work for me so I can focus on my writing 100%. People clothes, dealing with lesser mortals all that. Thanks pumpkin.
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What is your line of work?
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Day/night job: Bartending. Make it fancy or something.
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I hear this 'bot is still looking for work after Moxxi left Elpis:
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A Claptrap would get me fired in a heartbeat.
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Fired?
Or promoted?
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And that doesnāt count as a replacement? 
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BAR Loaders are a thing, and surprisingly sane-ishā¦ I am not responsible for cases of alcohol over-serving or flirting with customers. Also, donāt ask it to do that super awesome drink pour trick that loaders only know, for I am not responsible for the chaos that ensures after.
And CL4P-TPās are HORRIBLE bar tenders. When will they learn that they are the most inferior Hyperion Robotic Construct.
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Flirting with customers? Thatās perfect. The more you flirt with the customer, usually the bigger the tips.
@Kitty_Jo - I donāt know thatās a good question. Iām guessing it depends on the bar manager/owner. If they had a sense of humor or not. @VaultHunter101, and replacing me? It wouldnāt replace me, it would go instead of me. Probably would be more attractive anyways.
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Interestingā¦ Moxxi did write the AI for BAR Loaders, so heads up on a very BROAD range flirtation array.
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If itās got 20% sexual aggression, thatās okay. Nothing to completely scare away the customers.
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So not ready to let the nightmare train die.
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I do that with my hairā¦ but sometimes Iām not quick enough and I still spit toothpaste in it
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Cause weāre fabulous. Even with the toothpaste.
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