OH I remember now, its was the great anti-pants movement of 2015! Freeing the people from the pants caused a great accession in the derch.
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Pants are evil.
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wormholeeeeee
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X put that table back!!!
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New game.
Only receive likes when admitting embarrassing things.
Whose game?
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OH, ME. I love embarrassing myself.
Let’s see. Omg so I have stage fright like nothing is coming to mind.
I like the smell of my own brew?
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Mac out of the gates swinging!
I gotcha.
One I first came to the USA, I communicated solely by quoting films. Not knowing English.
It was funny for everyone, until I called my teacher a Mother-F_________.
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Hahahahaaha, that’s amazing!
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I was quoting Eddie Murphy from Beverly Hills Cop 3, when he’s in the mascot outfit and the kid punches him.
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Your go Macs, we’re gonna have us a good ol’ embarrass off.
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Ooh, all right.
I once pissed myself at school and threw up because I was laughing so hard. I was 12. Thankfully like the fact I spewed everywhere covered up the fact that I had peed. I had vomit all over myself so it probably just looked like residual vom. Nope <3
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Customers are turning around because I’m audibly laughing like a moron. That is golden. No pun intended.
In Cadiz I went out on what I assumed was a date with an American girl. It wasn’t. She spent the evening trying to get me to join what I’m certain was a doomsday cult. I stayed because I’d already ordered my food, and I felt I still had a chance. (I didn’t. )
Spent the rest of the evening bar hopping with a guy from Liverpool I’d never met.
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NO, I WON’T
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Damn I’m jealous, I don’t know why but that sounds like a fun experience “yah so this girl was trying to get me to join a cult.” I mean… I’ve just never heard of that outside of TV shows lol.
One time I took a laxative cuz I was stopped up after a surgery and well I guess I didn’t take enough because nothing happened. A day later, took my pain meds before bed and they kicked in (and made me super drowsy) AND THEN THE LAX KICKED IN. I fell asleep on the toilet.
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Haha. Your bodily functions and you seem to have a long going rivalry. You need to sign an armistice with them.
As for the cult.
She even told me the day of “Armageddon”, I forget when, but it’s LONG SINCE PAST it was sometime in 2011 if I recall.
My go; I’ve always loved good suits. But as a kid, I really ADORED dinosaurs. I’ve got 250 some odd sketches of Dinosaurs in suits I drew back then that I’ve shown to a human being.
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SHOW US TEH DAPPER DINOS!
shoooooooooooooow ussssssssssssssssssss
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Okay okay… I’m trying to think of one that doesn’t involve bodily functions.
um.
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Okay so once at Blockbuster someone was holding the door open for the people behind him but I thought he was holding it open for me so I walked on in… and it was like this exit only section so I had to go back out and go through the entrance doors lololol.
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Is it ok to say that i feel quite old when someone mentions blockbuster? xD
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Hahahaha, I was gonna say “now y’all know I’m old when I say this” hahahahha.
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