How screwed are you?

Knowing cats, your sacrifice was the plan all along…

Senator Chancellor Emperor Bigglesworth, your leader for 2018-infinite (and beyond).

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Weapon: A belt (could be worse)
Teammate: my cat, also, if that counts. Otherwise its one of my children. So I guess either way I’m screwed and sacreficing myself at the first given moment they make a fumble XD
Vehical: XR Ford Falcon. Its Turbo charged, maybe we’ll make a getaway
Rations: Coffee and Caramel Popcorn. Lol
Enemies: Berserks. Jeebus O_o

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Weapon: laptop
Teammate: Ex-Wife
2005 Ford F-150
Rations: Rice and Gravy / apple cider
Enemy: Cyborgs

I’m good.

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Weapon: my dog Beefy

Teammate: @funkjunkie or my dad

Vehicle: Jeep Grand Cherokee

Rations: mashed potatoes & water

Enemy: angry teenagers

Not a very effective weapon, although perhaps a perfect choice against angry teenagers, but otherwise I think I’m in pretty good shape!

I realize this thread is old but I’m only seeing it now so ■■■■ it

Weapon: hunting knife (not bad)
Teammate: @FlamesForAll
Vehicle: School bus
Rations: nachos and cheese, iced tea
Enemies: vampires

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Weapon: PlayStation 4 Controller (got some heft to it, too bad controllers don’t have cords anymore!).

Teammate: My younger brother Adam. He’s good in a fight. Nice.

Vehicle: Crazy fast Asian street bike in Sleeping Dogs

My Ration: Leftover KFC drumstick, Great Value Root Beer

My Enemues: (I’m choosing randomly this time) Cyborgs…■■■■.

:smirk:


For relativity, #screwed:

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Weapon: FN SCAR 16S

Vehicle: 2003 Jeep Liberty

Teammate: My brother

My ration: Healthy Choice power bowl, and I am gonna be cranked with all the Black Rifle Coffee I’ll be drinking

My enemy: Vampires

Between me and my brother who has twenty years of military training under his belt the vampires are going to have a very bad time.

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