Knowing cats, your sacrifice was the plan all along…
Senator Chancellor Emperor Bigglesworth, your leader for 2018-infinite (and beyond).
Knowing cats, your sacrifice was the plan all along…
Senator Chancellor Emperor Bigglesworth, your leader for 2018-infinite (and beyond).
Weapon: A belt (could be worse)
Teammate: my cat, also, if that counts. Otherwise its one of my children. So I guess either way I’m screwed and sacreficing myself at the first given moment they make a fumble XD
Vehical: XR Ford Falcon. Its Turbo charged, maybe we’ll make a getaway
Rations: Coffee and Caramel Popcorn. Lol
Enemies: Berserks. Jeebus O_o
Weapon: laptop
Teammate: Ex-Wife
2005 Ford F-150
Rations: Rice and Gravy / apple cider
Enemy: Cyborgs
I’m good.

Weapon: my dog Beefy
Teammate: @funkjunkie or my dad
Vehicle: Jeep Grand Cherokee
Rations: mashed potatoes & water
Enemy: angry teenagers
Not a very effective weapon, although perhaps a perfect choice against angry teenagers, but otherwise I think I’m in pretty good shape!
I realize this thread is old but I’m only seeing it now so ■■■■ it
Weapon: hunting knife (not bad)
Teammate: @FlamesForAll
Vehicle: School bus
Rations: nachos and cheese, iced tea
Enemies: vampires
Weapon: PlayStation 4 Controller (got some heft to it, too bad controllers don’t have cords anymore!).
Teammate: My younger brother Adam. He’s good in a fight. Nice.
Vehicle: Crazy fast Asian street bike in Sleeping Dogs
My Ration: Leftover KFC drumstick, Great Value Root Beer
My Enemues: (I’m choosing randomly this time) Cyborgs…■■■■.

For relativity, #screwed:
Weapon: FN SCAR 16S
Vehicle: 2003 Jeep Liberty
Teammate: My brother
My ration: Healthy Choice power bowl, and I am gonna be cranked with all the Black Rifle Coffee I’ll be drinking
My enemy: Vampires
Between me and my brother who has twenty years of military training under his belt the vampires are going to have a very bad time.