Posted below is the perfect piece of gear:
(Keep the humor rolling with your own addition)
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Literally the best two items in the game, I use both on every character/loadout.
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It’s hard-countered by:
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These 2 right here…I don’t even.
So poetic
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You can hit every shot, speed through that reload to get back to your super accurate pea-like bullets! Who needs to hit hard when you can hit accurate?
More of a serious note but just got one in a pack for Rath that I’ll never use:
1800 coins for this? derp
Hey, let’s increase your DPS by letting you reload faster and decrease your DPS by making you attack slower.
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Obviously El Dragón has the BEST character specific legendary. You know, because it’s one of the ones that apply a negative effect? Amirite?
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Uh… Mine?
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It’s great for Attikus.
I can only imagine what red bar El Dragon must feel like with that legendary on.
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Worst secondary stat: damage reduction when shield is full.
Sorry, what???
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Sorry, I haven’t looked at Toby’s since it got changed.
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It’s still got the -40% damage.
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Mellka’s breaks her reload animation if you actually stack it all the way… or at least it does on anything short of a green connection. Some bad things start happening. Mostly related to canisters not firing.
Then again, lol venom, am I right 
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I here a sitcom laugh track every time…
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I’m such a derp. I completely forgot about that. =\ (Forgive me because I don’t play Toby).
At least you don’t deal any self dmg though.
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It’s Toby; every other phrase out of his beak is something self-deprecating, haha! Is there any worse self-damage as making yourself feel worthless?
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