Kelvin getting it from Toby.
This made me laugh SO f*cking hard, haha! What in God’s name made you think to pair THOSE two?! Ah… I’m crying from laughing over here.
Also, i fully agree on the “internet is full of every kink imaginable” part, and while i REALLY hope that the Internet doesn’t get ideas from the above-qouted line, i grudgingly accept others’ rights to create such a personally disturbing scenario.