I did something amazing.
I beat Tannis, in the brains department, with her very own designed Borderlands Science arcade machine in her lab.
She was not happy.
She was not a great loser, but she was a funny good loser
Hope all of you enjoy this email I got after doing a billion butt microbe puzzle arrangements (yeah, it’s like that with Tannis).
Just finished the main story line yesterday, too. So, woot!
Stay Crazy, ya’ll!
How dare you
I cannot, for the life of me, understand why you would HACK the science machine to give yourself a high score. Being a scientist of unlimited wisdom and intelligence–I dumped all my stats there, which is why I have the relative constitution, dexterity, and charisma of an elderly pedophile with leprosy–I know it is a physical impossibility that you managed to earn such a score on your own. YOU? Outsmart ME? Don’t make me laugh so hard that my intestinal tract ruptures. I have attached a purely cosmetic present to this email, as a passive-aggressive means of suggesting your fashion sense leaves something to be desired. That’s right–I have both complimented and insulted you simultaneously. This is negging. You have been negged.
Gift: Neon Predator