The distinct lack of mythical jelly beans in my hands is disconcerting… I was really hoping to try one. From what I have found out and dug up they were created in* the sun during an eclipse by a proficient magic user/scientist who was posing as an Aztec witch doctor during the time these were created… The man behind them is a story unto itself but if you decide what you want to taste before putting one of these jelly beans it will taste exactly like that thing even if you have no memory or idea what it should taste like…
I suppose that I am missing something here… I haven’t posted my steam account info so here’s that “aetherseraph”
*In or on, the translation of a pictorial language subject to the usual nuances of language like dialect and other colloquial influence makes it difficult to say the least. I am pretty sure that at least some of the transcript was originally inscribed with the biological materia of the writer… In that time writing was considered a taboo for the outside, and those who did write considered it a source of power that demanded sacrifice (like everything else come to think of it)… So if something was inscribed in stone the debt was paid for by the act itself, anything written in a paper manuscript however was considered sacrelidge unless it was written with the author’s own blood…
The technology of paper from binders to worthy fiber coupled with the environment of the Amazon makes finding anything not written in stone ludicrously unlikely…
Which is exactly what drove me to research the man who found the transcript after I acquired it through slightly less than reputable means… I was sure it was fraudulent, but after dating the material three times at three separate labs and subsequently finding out about what it is written on… Let’s just say if it is a forgery it was forged on 3000 year old blank paper that couldn’t possibly have existed with human blood from the same period.
Anyways sorry for trying to drag you guys into it… I just have trouble prioritizing the acquisition of jelly beans with so much else demanding my attentiom… And it’s not any easier to treat something so dangerous like a vacation.
Sigh, when I finally get some time off I suppose that I should really just go back down there myself and get them…
Then again maybe not.