SCENE INT: the scene begins with axton with zero in a swampy area on their way to a check something out
Axton echo calls the base
Axton: “so, what are we looking for exactly?”
CUT TO: maya on the crimson raider computer with some faint crashing sounds in the background. The camera is located in the computer screen.
Maya: appearently there is some kind of hyperion experiment gone loose and it needs to be killed
more crashing sounds are heard in the background
Axton:“what are those noises?”
Maya (in an annoyed tone): Krieg and Salvador are wrestling again.
*Salvador goes flying over Maya’s head and crashes into a pile of something off screen"
Salvador (faintly): “THAT. WAS. AWESOME!”
Gaige: “my money is on Salvador!”
*Salvador runs back screaming and holding 2 vladof rifles"
Krieg: “THE MEATBALL WANT MORE HONEY?!”
*the sound of fighting can be heard some more"
Maya (to gaige): “can you get them to stop fighting?”
Gaige: "come on, cant i wait till Sal wins?
krieg goes across the screen with salvador on his shoulders pulling his head around
Maya (in an angry tone): No!
Gaige (in a disappointed tone): “fine. go get em’ deathtrap!”
deathtrap runs over to them
Krieg: “HUG ME IM FRENCH”
the sound of an explosion plays and peices of deathtrap fly past the screen
Maya (aggressively) :“just stop fighting already!”
*Maya uses her phaselock in their direction"
krieg runs around the screen on fire, corroded and slagged
Krieg: “YUMMY HOT PURPLE BEE JUICE!”
Salvador (in a cocky tone): “ha! you think that can stop me!?”
Maya uses her phaselock to throw salvador out the window
Maya (to axton): “sorry about that disruption, what was it you wanted to know?”
Then the scene would go back to zer0 and Axton doing what they were doing before.
The purpose of this is mostly to show how I imagine the characters would interact with each other if there WAS a borderlands movie.
So, what do you guys think?