#296

If that’s what you want to call it… We all know that it would come down to me and @THO; so it’s really not a competition…

…Sorry; @Benedict_87 has been secretly indoctrinating me with Benedict’s personality.

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#297

Uh-huh. Spoken like someone who’s never seen me in “dapper lesbian” mode.

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#298

…Go on.

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#299

Hey, I’m so handsome that the one appearance of my face on this forum had to be restricted to two seconds of non-consecutive video, lest the entire membership of the forum suffer cardiac arrest!

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#300

Been there, done that; i can’t look in a mirror, or else reality will crumble from my beauty; or at least that’s what the gypsy claimed…

Looks lustfully at closed powder mirror on nearby table.

Maybe i can just take a quick peek…

Slowly reaches hand towards mirror.

…No. No, the risk is too great…

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#301

Oh yeah? I have a portrait in my attic that ages while my real self stays young and handsome. But guess what?

The portrait is STILL handsome!

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#302

Alright, Mr. Gray… You win. I know better than to take on the immortal.

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#303

Naw man, I ain’t no gimmick thief. You’re the handsomest of them all.

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#304

No, YOU’RE the handsomest of them all!

DUCK SEASON!!

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#305

Nuh uh! PENGUIN SEASON!

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#306

When is Santa coming?!?!

Waiting cough* patiently cough* for the winter update.

#307

Actually, why don’t we just award the victory to @EdenSophia. I just can’t fight with you anymore Cam. You’re too handsome!

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#308

Dramatic, emotional music starts playing.

You know, @Genericktag… You’re right. Maybe… Maybe we’ve been looking at this the wrong way… Beauty ISN’T just one’s looks… It’s one’s SOUL!

Clenches fist and lowers head in dramatic pose.

I may have reality-shattering good looks, but my soul is the ugliest shade of black! So yes… YES! Let us grant the title of “Handsomest” to @EdenSophia, who has the most beautiful soul on these forums!

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#309

I am moderately aroused.

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#310

New title unlocked.

Moderately Arousing

Moderately arouse a Battleborn forum poster.

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#311

You know it!

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#312

Well I think we all learned a valuable lesson today.

And that lesson is that @HandsomeCam and I really need to get lives.

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#313

I don’t have time for a life:

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#314

Hmmm… all this talk of bein’ handsome and gettin’ aroused has got me thinkin’…
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OH GREAT EAGLE NO!!! I ‘M PICTURIN’ NUDE HANDSOMECAM AND NUDE GENERICKTAG NOW!!! AWWW… HELL… I’M IMAGININ’ ALL THE POSTERS ON THE FORUM NUDE NOW!!! NO!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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#315

Put my imaginary clothes back on this instant, you damn dirty bird!

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