#299

Hey, I’m so handsome that the one appearance of my face on this forum had to be restricted to two seconds of non-consecutive video, lest the entire membership of the forum suffer cardiac arrest!

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#300

Been there, done that; i can’t look in a mirror, or else reality will crumble from my beauty; or at least that’s what the gypsy claimed…

Looks lustfully at closed powder mirror on nearby table.

Maybe i can just take a quick peek…

Slowly reaches hand towards mirror.

…No. No, the risk is too great…

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#301

Oh yeah? I have a portrait in my attic that ages while my real self stays young and handsome. But guess what?

The portrait is STILL handsome!

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#302

Alright, Mr. Gray… You win. I know better than to take on the immortal.

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#303

Naw man, I ain’t no gimmick thief. You’re the handsomest of them all.

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#304

No, YOU’RE the handsomest of them all!

DUCK SEASON!!

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#305

Nuh uh! PENGUIN SEASON!

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#306

When is Santa coming?!?!

Waiting cough* patiently cough* for the winter update.

#307

Actually, why don’t we just award the victory to @EdenSophia. I just can’t fight with you anymore Cam. You’re too handsome!

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#308

Dramatic, emotional music starts playing.

You know, @Genericktag… You’re right. Maybe… Maybe we’ve been looking at this the wrong way… Beauty ISN’T just one’s looks… It’s one’s SOUL!

Clenches fist and lowers head in dramatic pose.

I may have reality-shattering good looks, but my soul is the ugliest shade of black! So yes… YES! Let us grant the title of “Handsomest” to @EdenSophia, who has the most beautiful soul on these forums!

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#309

I am moderately aroused.

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#310

New title unlocked.

Moderately Arousing

Moderately arouse a Battleborn forum poster.

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#311

You know it!

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#312

Well I think we all learned a valuable lesson today.

And that lesson is that @HandsomeCam and I really need to get lives.

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#313

I don’t have time for a life:

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#314

Hmmm… all this talk of bein’ handsome and gettin’ aroused has got me thinkin’…
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OH GREAT EAGLE NO!!! I ‘M PICTURIN’ NUDE HANDSOMECAM AND NUDE GENERICKTAG NOW!!! AWWW… HELL… I’M IMAGININ’ ALL THE POSTERS ON THE FORUM NUDE NOW!!! NO!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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#315

Put my imaginary clothes back on this instant, you damn dirty bird!

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#316

Hmmm. Imaginary me should hit the gym a little bit…

Wait a minute, we’re talking imaginary me here, so I’ve just got to…oh yeah, there we go! Look at those abs!

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#317

And imaginary HandsomeCam is screaming in agony as he claws out his own eyes, in an attempt to protect his sanity from the inhumane atrocities that he’s witnessing in my head.

Haha… Idiot; what he doesn’t realize is that i’m just going to imagine him a fresh set of eyes for him to claw out all over again… And so the cycle will continue. Meanwhile, i’ll be all:

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#318

This thread feels like an episode of the Twilight Zone now. Which is great.

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