If your looking for another Pro Wrestler to make the cross-over to films Brock Lesnar would make an excellent Brick!!

Nonsense. Aziz is zed. Tina fey or Sara Silverman for tannis.

Moxxi - Angelina Jolie

Handsome Jack - John Barrowman

(very suitable as he plays Captain Jack Harkness in Dr. Who and Torchwood and is the initial inspiration for Handsome Jack)

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Dan Radcliffe as scooter because damn that’d be funny.

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Aziz Ansari?

Yes, I can see either Tina Fey or Sarah Silverman as Tannis.

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Yes anzari. And Tina fey over Silverman. And billy Bob Thornton as EARL!

Wouldn’t Randy Pitchford be Earl? Seeing as he already is.

Same with Damien Clarke as Jack, the voice/mannerisms are what is most important, especially if they’re wearing a mask.

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They’re voices. Movie needs actors.

Agreed. I would definitely go with Depp.

if Brock Lesnar is Brick maybe we have Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson as Roland?

the big question i have is… who plays as Marcus Kincaid.

i was thinking Tim Curry.
He has a history of acting in video game cinematics as well.
he was in Red Alert 3.

and i think Gina Carano should be Athena.

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Mickey Roarke is Marcus [/discussion]

Welp, the movie’s actually happening…

normally this is where you would see this:
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But this particular news deserves this

Same here, I saw this and was like who could capture the all around persona of Mordecai, and Depp fits the Bill. He can be serious but has the ability to laugh maniacally when somebody thinks their going to get in his way. All the other actors I wanted to try out for the role are getting up there in years, Jack Nicholson, Christopher Walken. Those would be my other choices. Or even John Malkovich.

Sameul L. Jackson as Roland, because reasons. Oh, because reasons, who would play Torgue?!

But nah, for Mordy another vote goes to Depp. Perhaps the most versatile actor around.

Brick? Screw all these “wrestlers” turned actors, Hugh Jackman!

Lilith? Kate Beckinsale! Actually I’d prefer her as Maya, but if we’re only doing one then Kate. Otherwise, Mila.

Tannis? Hmm. Keira Knightley? She’s just as awkward.

TK Baha? Jack Nicholson?

If Batista or any other roid-induced “wrestler” is going to play in this movie, they should play Sledge, obviously he has to make an appearance.

Seth Rogen and Jonah Hill could fuse into one being to play The Destroyer. OH! James Franco, he’d make a good TK Baha!

I’d be between Denzel Washington and David Ramsey (from the Arrow TV show). There’s Roland, Jennifer Lawrence and Milla Jovovich for Lilith. As for Moxxi, you could make Jolie fit I guess but there’s other choices out there as well. Marcus I’d have to think on, maybe Pacino, Zed not certain at all. Mordecai would more than likely go to Depp as I said, Jackman as Brick, he’s really not big enough, and you can’t go Vin Diesel I don’t think, maybe the Rock. Claptrap I don’t know if they’ll go with the original actor or not since it’s just voice work and the robot would be controlled from off stage. As to Steele sigh, I could see Scarlett Johansson doing it but again there’s a whole lot of options out there. Angel would have to be chosen, as well.

Nobody is lol, but with a little movie magic you can turn average sized men into hobbits or gods, Hugh Jackman has the attitude and he’s such an underrated actor. But maybe I’m biased because I’m Aussie, Chris Hemsworth? :stuck_out_tongue:

Chris Hemsworth I can see doing the part, that’s not a bad choice, but the question is if he can adequately fill the role.

Hmm… perhaps this may work on little girls, whose place in a vat of acid who have seen only nerfed hastily cut conditional version of Mordecai – some alien “Mordy guy” in BL2.

But it won’t work on those, who see Mordecai as more unique and complex phenomenon of Art, and something more interesting than just a drunk clown with dreadlocks. And it technically won’t work without actor through whose energy he got unique personality.
Like Indiana Jones/Solo/Deckard won’t work without Harrison Ford, or John McClane won’t work without Bruce Willis, or Mr. 47 won’t work without David Bateson. Or Trevor Philips works even in other settings without Steven Ogg! Kek

In top of my grandfather’s DVD collection even was a film which’s whole story could be described as “One does not simply forget Mordecai’s voice”… In this film was also stoned Roland with a crossbow! :relaxed:
(By the way, I think Matthew Tompkins with his rectangular head would also look pretty badass as one of Crimson Lance or Dahl Legion military dudes.)

Ahem!
So
I just feel weird that nobody even mentioned the only person who can perform Mordecai CORRECTLY.
Especially if his visual appearance no less expressive and unforgettable than his voice.

Okay, I say. Only Mordecai himself (I mean Julio Cedillo) as the hunter, OR DON’T EVEN MENTION THIS CHARACTER IN THE SCRIPT!
The same applies to future Borderlands games! NO Mordecai without Julio!
I don’t mind if GBX will keep adapting Borderlands series to be more inviting for infantile obscurantists, but without Mordecai.
However, I really don’t see any sense in wasting Borderlands series after the second saga was finalized so harmonious, and GBX made separate fpsmoba game expressly for causing epileptic seizures developing everyone’s favorite hilarity trends of BL2 as far as possible from this desperate wasteland!
So if they will decide to make Pandora groovy again, the returning of this BADASS charisma generator would be very helpful.
Appeared even in a small role in film, he can show everything you always wanted to know about Mordecai, but were afraid to ask.
As far as I saw he specializes on supporting roles, but his characters having even a pretty tiny time frames look not like characters, but like living people who have lived their own lives in completely different circumstances before appear in films (that’s definitely a sign of actor’s big talent and mastery).
And Mordecai from Borderlands is not some kind of superhero in a symbolic costume, allowing different interpretations, like Batman or Spider-man.
Mordecai is just a crazy ultimate incarnation of… marvelous Mexican multiverse-man with his own unique face which cannot be hidden with any mask!

And his absence in game-numbered-2 only shows how this disgusting “comedy” episode was evanescent, so Mad Melquiades was just busy with something more interesting(e.g. shooting and looting aliens with Walton Goggins in Jon Favreau’s sandbox)… or was just too drunk to play himself in Marcus’ theatricals… I can write a dozen retcons to live down this failure… But for Gearbox his absence is inexcusable.
I have to admit, substitute-actor actually did the work well as possible… except he’s not Julio. So in BL2 I was trying to pay attention only on subtitles imagining Mordecai’s lines with the voice for which they were written, instead of listening alien “Mordy guy”.
It was quite… uncomfortable. Yeah, shut the hell up Mordy!
Actually I have the sneaking suspicion that absence of true Mordecai in BL2 was one of deliberate dirty tricks meant to highlight the feeling that “bad guys took away your happiness”. Nice effort, I GUESS.
Bad Gearbox.
Rockstar would never lose such amazing actor! By the way… I think Julio would be awesome as the protagonist for GTA series, i can imagine something like marvelous adventures of Cholo Manelli in Vice City, besides GTA series did not have truxican protagonists after Bubba from Grand Theft Auto 1. I would like to get one in HD universe…
Oh… and what if Denis Villeneuve would give him a cameo in Blade Runner Sequel? E.g. he could be a nice replicant with his specific manner to gaze through space seems like he actually stares at stereogram (or is it just a slight strabismus? stunning animation anyway!)
Oh, wait, i know… Julio should get into MCU!
And of course i always happy to see him in my favorite realistic cozy dramatic type of films with calm narration and brilliant direction…

Oh, and yeah, almost forgot… I’ve already mentioned that Julio is the very man who can perform Mordecai in superbadass Borderlands film!! and his mastery of showing stunning animation(or how correctly to name when alive creatures do facial expressions and motion?) could be used to show, for example, reaction of the human being at the first contact with emanations from Heaven dimension and its “Eridian” Guardians, or to show all sci-fi horrors of using New-U stations, or to make us believe that on a place of a blue toy covered with CGI is actually alive Bloodwing, or when just… DAMN! OUTOFAMMO!! and other cracking situations which automatically become imagined cinematically when we just play the videogame…

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but in case if Borderlands film really happen and will affect Mordecai anyhow, it should be worthy for his presence, I mean it should be really superbadass , qualitative film with a good story.
Otherwise these filmmakers better don’t touch such important character, and shoot their promotional COMEDY for stupid kids about Hyperion boyband with Faceless Clarkodemon, Justin Bieber and… something else popular, so it could be forgotten as soon as possible.
I really believe that there is a very tiny hopeful chance that BL film won’t be complete trash as it usually happened with “films” exploiting video game brands.
After WARCRAFT film came out absolutely PERFECT and AWESOME, can happen the emergence of a new trend of good films directly related to video games series.
So I’m keeping my fingers crossed for Assassin’s Creed film with Michael Fassbender, not really interested in Assasin’s creed series (played a little bit because of Jesper Kyd’s amazing soundtrack) but if everything will be okay with this film it will help to raise the bar of quality standards. So making trash for money laundering will become simply unacceptable for developers’ reputation.


As TK? Honestly, weird.
I can suggest Christopher Heyerdahl as TK… or maybe Woody Harrelson would fit.

But I also thought about Bruce Campbell, when I was trying to imagine healthy version of Game-numbered-2. How about Bruce Campbell as Handsome Jack? He can play nasty stupid narcissistic cowardly vile psychopath… but he can’t be 100% evil and not funny, 'cause Bruce has no empty evil eyes or absolute lack of charisma, so he would look like funny interesting antagonist - which is completely contrary to the whole concept of this character.
Hard to imagine such a dark dimension from which GBX took out this evil dead nothingness

Not kosher. This rotten Clarkodemon was stinking for too long.
Demons are very perishable product, so they should be ripped in short order.

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