Baarg I’m sick all these constant storms, the snow, the cold and the stupid arctic blasts that rip at your face like millions of rabid rusty razors. Our county set a record cold for itself this week at 2 degrees and -15 with windchill. If that was the end of it I probably wouldn’t be so disgusted but this afternoon I get home after an overnight trip to Bergenfield NJ and I need to shovel the entire driveway again after just clearing it a day ago… sure that’s not that big of a deal usually but thanks to whoever plowed the road I’ve got to deal with 2.5 feet of ice and snow at the end of the drive that became so heavy that the shovel was starting to warp from the weight, so thanks plow guy.
After that is done I go in, turn the TV on and the first thing I hear on the news is “A new system is heading our way and it’s going to bring a ton of snow and it’ll be the coldest arctic system yet”. It’s like every other day there’s a major snow storm pooping on us FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU leave me alone.
I hereby protest snow forever and ever and ever forever. The first flake I see, I’m gonna be out there showing that snow who’s boss. Who’s with me?