I think this needs it’s own thread rather than being buried in the “what did you do in BL2 during your your most recent session?” thread.
Like a boss, adapted to Borderlands 2:
Mr. Salvador, thanks for coming to your performance review.
No problem.
So you’re in charge around here, is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I’m the boss.
Well, so take us through a day in the life of, “The Boss”.
Well the first thing I do is–
Talk to Lilith (like a boss)
Approve quest rewards (like a boss)
Lead a raid kill (like a boss)
Remember claptrap’s birthday (like a boss)
ReDirect damage (like a boss)
My own vault (like a boss)
Micro-manage inventory (like a boss)
Promote OP levels (like a boss)
Hit on Moxxi (like a boss)
Get rejected (like a boss)
Swallow sadness (like a boss)
Send some slag damage (like a boss)
Call in a moxxi pizza order (like a boss)
Cry deeply (like a boss)
Demand a refund (like a boss)
Eat slag (like a boss)
Harassment Lawsuit (like a boss)
No Promotion (like a boss)
5th of moxxi cocktails (like a boss)
■■■■ on Moxxi’s bar (like a boss)
Buy a gun (like a boss)
Threaten rage quitting (like a boss)
Oh ■■■■ man, I can’t ■■■■■■■ do it, ■■■■!
■■■■■ out (like a boss)
Puke on Moxxi’s bar (like a boss)
Jump off Sanctuary (like a boss)
Suck a bandit’s dick (like a boss)
Score some eridium (like a boss)
Crash my car (like a boss)
Suck my own dick (like a boss)
Eat some cash loss (like a boss)
Drop all my gear (like a boss)
Black out in the sewer (like a boss)
Meet a giant varkidd (like a boss)
■■■■ his brains out (like a boss)
Turn into a jet (like a boss)
Bomb terramorphus (like a boss)
Get thrown off the edge (like a boss)
Now I’m dead (like a boss)