MY NAME IS MISTER TORGUE HIGH-FIVE FLEXINGTON, AND I’M HERE TODAY TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS GUN I MADE LAST WEEK! IT SHOOTS BASEBALL BATS THAT EXPLODE TWO AND A HALF TIMES, AND 153 ROUNDS PER MINUTE!
“BUT WAIT”, I HEAR YOU ASKING, “HOW DOES IT EXPLODE TWO AND A HALF TIMES, THAT SEEMS IMPOSSIBLE!”
I’M THE ONE WITH THE MOTHERF***ING BATTLING GUN HERE, I ASK THE QUESTIONS! ISN’T THAT CORRECT, BOARD OF DIRECTORS!
(sound of crying in the background)
I SAID, (a shot is fired, and 2 1/2 explosions are heard, screaming and more crying continues) ISN’T THAT RIGHT BOARD OF DIRECTORS!!
(a quiet yes is heard)
MY NAME IS MISTER TORGUE HIGH-FIVE FLEXINGTON, NEW MEGA-CEO OF TORGUE, AND I APROVE THIS MESSAGE!