You have to learn how to texture, watch a few tutorials and get it done.
The simple truth is, that those who can texture can model, so what they’ll texture are their own models. No one will texture it for you.
Also if you say:
Why do you expect anyone else to be bothered? I’m not trying to be mean at all, just purely locigal. Think about it, why would anyone who can texture, therefore most likely being a very skilled modeller at that point, would invest literally days or more of his time on a beginner’s model, who “cannot even be bothered”?
Texturing is really not that hard. It’s just ten or fiftly times more time consuming than modelling, that’s all.
But you can absolutely do it, learn how to do it if you only tried, made an effort. It’s not a an out of reach skill, it’s very much doable by anyone.
I wouldn’t have mentioned it if there was a single sign that you’ve noticed the thread, but I have a general guide / making of a ship, that could help you to give you some idea on how to approach the whole “getting ship finished” topic: