You’re my spirit guide/animal.
She LOVES YOU, she’ll forgive you for one little poem at the Eiffel tower. As for the Ceremony, I’d stick with something a bit more traditional. I don’t mean one of Herbert’s haikus by that.
I used to scream Torgue quotes on the high swing at the water park. I was asked to “stop” by the staff. Which I thought was rude, since I was using the more PG ones.
One Wine Tasting we went to, I was avoiding being peddled to by the distributors who would want my business, so I introduced myself as Marcus, and kept a Russian accent going for a period of time. Trust me when I say, BL has caused my loved ones minor grief as well.

