Ahooga
Deal with it.
Torgue pistol. Hyperion barrel.
Increased fire rate and reload speed.
Reverse recoil.
Sweet Nothing
It’s hard to love.
Maliwan SMG. Bandit barrel.
Increased fire rate.
+150% splash damage.
If an enemy is suffering from a status effect, projectiles that connect with him ricochet to other enemies.
The Scare
Holy hell.
Tediore SMG.
Increased thrown weapon velocity.
Thrown weapon homes in on enemies.
Omnipotence
Kneel. Kneel. KNEEL!
Hyperion laser. Maliwan barrel.
318% continuous critical damage bonus.
The Clappening
Good times.
Hyperion grenade mod.
Throwing a grenade spawns a minitrap.
Only one minitrap per player can be active at a time.
Duration: 10 seconds.
Facepalm
You had one job.
Torgue shotgun. Hyperion barrel.
Reduced magazine size.
Massive damage.
Increased reload speed, and projectile velocity.
Fires a single projectile with 100% accuracy.
Projectiles that do not connect with an enemy ricochet and hit you.
Redundant Redundancy
It’s deja vu all over again.
Hyperion pistol.
Always spawns with the double projectile accessory.
Grants health regeneration while in your hands, upon killing an enemy, and when your shield gets depleted.
All health regen bonuses stack.
Shattered Dreams
You know what hurts more than nuclear weapons?
Scav rocket launcher.
While in your hands you taunt enemies and draw aggro.
Fires a single rocket that spawns homing rockets as it travels.
Sleepless Night
One more page.
Tediore laser. Tediore barrel.
+3 seconds to kill skill duration upon kill.
+6 seconds for badass kills.
Ocelot
We must stop thinking outside the box and start sleeping in it.
Dahl sniper rifle.
Massive accuracy, fire rate, and recoil reduction when crouched.
+100% sniper rifle ammo capacity while equipped.
Bonus is lost when unequipped.
Ace of Spades
Good news, everyone.
Dahl booster shield.
Increased recharge delay.
Each shield booster you pick up gives +10% team max shield capacity.
Cap: +400% of default capacity.
Productivity Meeting
How are we out of donuts already?
Hyperion shotgun.
Reduced magazine.
Reduced pellet count.
Increased pellet damage.
+80% team critical hit damage.


