NFL week two picks

Thur

Broncos at Chiefs

Sun

Texans at Panthers
49res at Steelers
Bucks at Saints
Lions at Vikings
Cards at Bears
Patriots at Bills
Chargers at Bengals
Titans at Browns
Falcons at Giants
Rams at Redskins
Dolphins at Jags
Ravens at Raiders
Cowboys at Eagles
Seahawks at Packers

Monday
Jets at Colts

Thur

Broncos at Chiefs - Broncos

Sun

Texans at Panthers - Texans
49res at Steelers - Steelers
Bucks at Saints - Saints
Lions at Vikings - Lions
Cards at Bears - Cards
Patriots at Bills - Patriots
Chargers at Bengals - Chargers
Titans at Browns - Titans
Falcons at Giants - Giants
Rams at Redskins -Rams
Dolphins at Jags - Dolphins
Ravens at Raiders - Ravens
Cowboys at Eagles - EAGLES
Seahawks at Packers - Packers

Monday
Jets at Colts - Colts

Dammit, completely missed the first week. Alas.

Thur

Broncos at Chiefs Broncos

Sun

Texans at Panthers Texans
49res at Steelers 49ers
Bucks at Saints Saints
Lions at Vikings Lions
Cards at Bears Cards
Patriots at Bills PATS PATS PATS
Chargers at Bengals Chargers
Titans at Browns Titans
Falcons at Giants Falcons
Rams at Redskins Rams
Dolphins at Jags Dolphins
Ravens at Raiders Ravens
Cowboys at Eagles Cowboys
Seahawks at Packers Ewww. Er… Hawks.

Monday
Jets at Colts A meteor hits the sta-… colts.

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Chiefs
Texans
49res
Buccaneers
Lions
Cardinals
Bills
Bengals
Titans
Falcons
Rams
Dolphins
Ravens
Cowboys
Packers
Colts

Et tu, Darksiea?

You know me and the Patriots. I’m hoping the Bills will beat them.

So far my favorite part about this week has been ole Billy. Someone asked him something to the equivalent of “What are you planning to do about fan noise during the bills game?” and his response was “They will be as loud as we allow them to be.”

… I <3 you billy. Teach me more sensei.

Aaaand I couldn’t leave this gem from the /r/nfl boards. Good trash talk thread this week, and then this happened… my god, I laughed so hard.

Ravens Fan -
OUR VIOLENT CRIME IS MUCH BETTER THAN YOURS
OUR ENTIRE CITY WAS ON LOCKDOWN FOR OVER 2 WEEKS EARLIER THIS YEAR
YOUR STABBINGS AINT GOT ■■■■ ON US
Oakland Fan -
YOU MAY HAVE HAD A ■■■■■■ MAYOR WITH TRUMPED UP AMBITIONS PLUNGE YOUR CITY INTO DARKNESS, BUT I WAS BORN INTO IT.
NO, SERIOUSLY, MY MOM WAS HALFWAY THROUGH A SIX-PACK SHE SMUGGLED IN UNDER MY DAD’S SPIKED PAULDRONS WHEN SHE WENT INTO LABOR.
IT WAS LATE OCTOBER IN 1978. DAN FOUTS HAD A ONE-YARD RUSHING TOUCHDOWN FOR THE CHARGERS THAT HAD JUST MADE THE GAME 20-14 IN THE THIRD QUARTER, AND MY DAD SAID THAT IF WE LEFT THE GAME WHILE THE RAIDERS WERE ONLY UP BY ONE SCORE I’D GROW UP TO BE A 49ERS FAN, AND SINCE THEY DIDN’T KNOW IF I WAS GOING TO BE A BOY OR GIRL THEY COULDN’T CHANCE IT.
SO I WAS BORN RIGHT THERE IN THE OAKLAND-ALAMEDA COLISEUM. THERE WAS PLENTY OF ALCOHOL TO SANITIZE MY DAD’S HANDS, AND BEING A TRUE RAIDERS FAN, OF COURSE HE HAD A KNIFE WITH HIM TO CUT THE CORD.
SO I’LL SEE YOU RATBIRDS SUNDAY AFTERNOON, A FEW MILES FROM WHERE I WAS BORN SCREAMING FOR MOTHER’S MILK, BAD BEER, AND RAIDERS TOUCHDOWNS.

Well this week sucked.

Chiefs
Texans
49res
Buccaneers
Lions
Cardinals
Bills
Bengals
Titans
Falcons
Rams
Dolphins
Ravens
Cowboys
Packers
Colts

Week 2: 6-9-0
Season: 16-15-0.

Not good plus Ravens are 0-2-0. -face palm-

not good

Thur

Broncos at Chiefs - Broncos W

Sun

Texans at Panthers - Texans L
49res at Steelers - Steelers W
Bucks at Saints - Saints L
Lions at Vikings - Lions L
Cards at Bears - Cards W
Patriots at Bills - Patriots W
Chargers at Bengals - Chargers L
Titans at Browns - Titans L
Falcons at Giants - Giants L
Rams at Redskins -Rams L
Dolphins at Jags - Dolphins L
Ravens at Raiders - Ravens L
Cowboys at Eagles - EAGLES L
Seahawks at Packers - Packers W

Monday
Jets at Colts - Colts L

5-11

6-10-0 This week
Season: 16-16-0

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