Ok, so best quotes so far…

Battleborn Battleborn General Discussion
#17

Some of my favs,

Alright, ANIME convention! Oh… Oh no it’s just Rath.

Toby: "It’s OK buddy, everybody dies sometimes.

where Ghalt chimes in saying he’ll take out ISIC with a Logical Paradox, doing the whole “This sentence is a lie” thing, whilst Kleese is telling him to stop, and that it won’t work. ISIC fires back with (Can’t remember it word for word) "Oh we’re playing Mind Games? OK! Ghalt! Did you know your Brain will forget your mother’s face before it forgets the LLC Advertising Jingles?! Isn’t that funny!"
And Ghalt just sits there going “Awwh man…” while Kleese says I told you so.

#18

Boldur on The Experiment, it’s something like:

“Melka’s friends fight like many bears, combined into single bear!”

#19

Where does this callout appear? Its ■■■■■■■ hillarious!!! :smiley:

#20

I adore that one.

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#21

“You do know revenge is sorta my thing, right?” --Caldarius, upon respawning
"The Universe is a f**cking joke, and my Algorithm is the turbo-badass punchline…" --ISIC

Edit (don’t know how I forgot this one):
“Hahahahaha… spiders!” --Geoff

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#22

Rath after he licks his blade: “shouldn’t have done that”.

SN : I wondered why I liked his voice so much. He is the prince of all Saiyans himself Vegita. Among other great anime characters.

Also I still chuckle when she says before the match : "kick all the A $$es in 3…

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#23

You know who Rath is played by?

http://new2.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/And+then+the+baby+grew+up+_ab8c483f9006a2e36c200f733c3568e8.gif

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#24

Yup. Once I found out the voice actors. Originally wasn’t sure if it was someone imitating Vegita or the actual VA.

#25

Ganjamira - Spider Sentry says it, forget the mission sorry. Brain is melting.

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#26

I really like one of the one’s from Ambra, who starts off calm but then goes into a full scream. It’s something along the lines of;

I won’t rest until everyone’s shirt on this planet is tucked the f**k in!

I also really like one from Geoff from The Algorithm when ISIC asks him if he wants to go for a second upgrade and he responds with “Noooo. Tastes like copper.”

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#27

Shayne says something like “Shayne & Aurox teen detectives!” Then Aurox goes, “We are not detectives!”. Don’t know why I find that so amusing.

Also, have to love the Montana song, even though that is in the lore.

Then, one time in the Algorithm ISIC said Montana’s theme song was stupid and Montana was like, “Hey!”.

Also, when Oscar Mike is like “On the move! There has to be a faster way of saying that.” Of course, if you know military lingo you know when they say oscar mike they mean . . . on the move.

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#28

Literally EVERYTHING Ambra says, I don’t play her as often as I should but god she cracks me up every time!

The very SIGHT of you offends me!
SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH!
For the last time, STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!!
This victory belongs to us all! Except YOU! I DETEST YOU!

I was hunting down this other Ambra just so I could write down the stuff she says about her XD

SISTERS OUGHT NOT SLAUGHTER ONE ANOTHER, DARLING!
Nice cheekbones! I THINK I’LL HAVE THEM!

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#29

“Rockets in your face y’all!” -Benedict

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#30

On the move is nice.

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#31

“That sounds both fun and safe.” ~ Wolfspider RIP

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#32

adding a few more I ran across last night:

ISIC: Like a majestic bird of prey, all I see are things I want to kill!.
ISIC: You think this is game? This isn’t a f*cking game! This is REAL LIFE! And get this: If you die in real life, YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE! Just something for you to think about! That’s right, YOU, the one holding the controller slash mouse! I’m looking at YOU, [insert actual name]]!
ISIC: Dragging my large, metal butt over your unmarked grave! It’s gonna be a great time!
Nova: Please kill those guys as fast as you can so you can upload me into that terminal. Now. Do it now. Right now. Why haven’t you done it yet? Do it now.
Toby: “MY NAME IS TOBY, YOU F**KING MUTANT!!!”

absolute gold.

#33

Remember, it’s only a war crime if you leave witnesses.

  • Deande

WAR CRY!

  • Thorn
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#34

After teleporting back to base, “don’t mind me, nova. Just came back to use the John.”
-montana

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#35

To be fair, all of ISIC’s lines are great!

“Get f**ked, underling!”
“Last words not found. Applying template: PLEASE! PLEASE NO! OH GOD NO! Last words recorded.”
“Last words recorded. DING. Last words deleted.”
“You think that’s scary? I’ll show you scary. Proceeds to go into maniacal laughter”

I love ISIC, just because of how sassy he is.

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#36

Back you Monsters! -Deande

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