OMG HOMEWORLD PRE-EMPTIVE ANGUISH BINGO (Beta)

Eyes down for a full Homeworld!!!

Yes, It’s time to kick out the prerelease tension with a little light entertainment. Did this for the Recent Borderlands Presequel, couldn’t resist doing one for HW.

I’m open to suggestions for additional squares, join in below.

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Hehe you can put me down for slot A3 :stuck_out_tongue:

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I don’t even know what Homeworld is, and I’m cracking up at this.

Please, Psychic, make one of these for every GBX release in the future.

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Not enough claptrap/too much claptrap

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It’s a done deal.

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Oh the whines and whinges will come have no fear. :smile:

Weapons effects reflect too much/not enough off surfaces…

Too pretty/distracting to play properly…

GB didn’t announce Cataclysm Remastered AND HW3 on release date of HWR…

One of every 12 scouts doesn’t tumble properly when it blows up…

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Why no BL3?!

Credits not YES-y enough

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I’m cracking with this :joy:

  • Too much Heidi Ernest
  • TOO MUCH PEW PEWS
  • Res Collectors doesn’t orbit asteroids, sucks
  • Too much water 1/10
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I got the reference to #gamergate with “too many women” and “Pushes SJW Bi Agenda” Funny, but perhaps you should balance it out a bit to avoid negative backlash from either side.

I suggest:

“Not enough women”

and

“Voices are men, misogyny!”

Then again, even mentioning this is dangerous and enough to cause a -lot- of trouble…maybe it should be ignored altogether?

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Needless to say, I am willing to play this dangerous game of… cat… and other cat…

Already we have had a few of them, including the following:

Sounds Wrong
Needs Fewer Changes
Not Made by Relic, sucks
Not on console

anyone else spot any?

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Adagio for Strings clearly sung in soundbooth instead of chapel.

Only old people play single player.

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How about “Not enough 2D isometric”, or “Too much Z, not enough X and Y!”, maybe “Where is my 2D map with 3D ships?”

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Absolutely genius @Psychichazard you do need to have a FREE SPACE in there somewhere :smiley:

  • Complaint about Yes not being in the end Credits
  • Homeworld should be on console.
  • “I’ve made a mod that does X better”
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Hilarious!

Needs more fuel*.

*for strikecraft that is

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This is what I have so far.

here is my updated card :smiley:

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how about adding in “why can’t they release when it is convenient for me!!!?”

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Don’t forget: Steam DRM sux! Where can I buy on CD?

and,
Did they fix that bug where [x]?

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“Why were probe bombs nerfed?”

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