If you’re talking to me, I wouldn’t mind a Jolly Koko because, as you said, ■■■■ the meta
Celesteela @ Leftovers
Ability: Beast Boost
Level: 50
EVs: 232 HP / 44 Atk / 116 Def / 116 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Leech Seed
- Protect
- Substitute
- Heavy Slam
Even though this is meta, some real thought went into this set (standard VGC, not mine). Adamant nature gives you attack as your highest stat, so it gets boosted when you get a KO. Higher defense means when Porygons come in they get an attack raise instead of Special Attack (though they have started running return now) and recovery is insane with leech seed and leftovers