I fully agree with the sentiment but given the bedrock lain, I can’t agree that a potential outcome will arise.
I hope it won’t.
Anyone who’s seen me post here knows I won’t.
But “this ■■■■ getting turned into a PA court case” has been my nightmare for the last two weeks.
Man this has been and continues to be a rollercoaster. Arizona gap tightens.
Expect it to continue to unfortunately, the nature of a lot of the ballots leftover means it’s likely to be close. Basically, Trump would need to win the remaining ballots by the same margin as he won a recent lot coming out of Maricopa, but that ignores that Pima also has some outstanding, which are likely to be pro-Biden.
Which brings me to the load lightening session of our dark depression election days -
What apocalypse class do you pick?
I’m going for a 2 handed spec with savage attacker. My pharmacist friend is basically going plague doctor from Darkest Dungeon, and my hard libertarian friend is going gunslinger (looking at you @MickityMike)
Depends, are we talking system apocalypse style, or just outright everything is awful? If the former, then whatever version of magic winds up happening. If the latter, I try to steal a fishing boat, and live off it.
I’m watching The Two Towers so I’ll go with a scavenger/thief halfling.
To complete the power trio I’ll pick a dùnedain (Can’t get the correct accent. 
) ranger and… A gardener. 
Yes.
I’d love to see you as a “wrong mage” from The Broken Empire/The Red Queens War.
You’d be an amazing reality mage.
So, dystopian system apocalypse. Also, that is not a cheerful reference, but I appreciate the vote of confidence nonetheless!
The upper class. For them there is no apocalypse. That only happens to us paupers.
Babe, me trusting you as a reality mage is all you need to know for me to accept your championship.
Ok I would probably go with a super high charisma class with awesome speech skills and a few points in assassin.
I would charm my way into the cult of Trump and pick my moment to take out the orange messiah with a nice backstab as he turns to me and says “et to Stocky?” In his dying moments the last thing he sees is me become leader of his goof troop in less than a minute with my excellent speech skills.
That a bit cheerier mate? 
In no specific order:
Depressed Druid Doomsday Prepper, Sarcastic Sword Psychiatrist, Charismatic Creature Caresser, Phlegmatic Fungal Pharmacologist, Yeasty Yeti Yeet Yeller, or Mighty Miffed Multigrain Mage.
The alliteration apocalypse is upon us.
That is every druid an d I love you for it
lol, this conversation is quite the contrast to the ball of stress I am right now. Things aren’t looking too bad, but atm it’s too close for comfort.
It’s what we come here fore rinkles.
It’s the mindless babblers that control us.
YOU ALREADY DID THE PLAGUE DOCTOR JOKE TODAY
NO POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR!
And by that, what I mean is NO POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR
