Pyromancer? Hmm. Misuse of word but you get my meaning.
Depends, are we talking system apocalypse style, or just outright everything is awful? If the former, then whatever version of magic winds up happening. If the latter, I try to steal a fishing boat, and live off it.
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I’m watching The Two Towers so I’ll go with a scavenger/thief halfling.
To complete the power trio I’ll pick a dùnedain (Can’t get the correct accent. 
) ranger and… A gardener. 
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Yes.
I’d love to see you as a “wrong mage” from The Broken Empire/The Red Queens War.
You’d be an amazing reality mage.
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So, dystopian system apocalypse. Also, that is not a cheerful reference, but I appreciate the vote of confidence nonetheless!
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The upper class. For them there is no apocalypse. That only happens to us paupers.
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Babe, me trusting you as a reality mage is all you need to know for me to accept your championship.
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Ok I would probably go with a super high charisma class with awesome speech skills and a few points in assassin.
I would charm my way into the cult of Trump and pick my moment to take out the orange messiah with a nice backstab as he turns to me and says “et to Stocky?” In his dying moments the last thing he sees is me become leader of his goof troop in less than a minute with my excellent speech skills.
That a bit cheerier mate? 
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In no specific order:
Depressed Druid Doomsday Prepper, Sarcastic Sword Psychiatrist, Charismatic Creature Caresser, Phlegmatic Fungal Pharmacologist, Yeasty Yeti Yeet Yeller, or Mighty Miffed Multigrain Mage.
The alliteration apocalypse is upon us.
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That is every druid an d I love you for it
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lol, this conversation is quite the contrast to the ball of stress I am right now. Things aren’t looking too bad, but atm it’s too close for comfort.
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It’s what we come here fore rinkles.
It’s the mindless babblers that control us.
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YOU ALREADY DID THE PLAGUE DOCTOR JOKE TODAY
NO POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR!
And by that, what I mean is NO POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR
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Getting ready for bed, no point in staying up for this - looks like we won’t have results till morning (or later).
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That’s alright. I’m more of a Ravenclaw guy myself.
And I actually played Darkest Dungeon yesterday evening. Had to soothe my nerves a little 
AP called MI and WI, so it’s just the result from NV that I am still waiting for. And that won’t be in until for hours. If Ars is right about GA that would be just a bonus. A sweet one, but just a bonus.
Though if you insist on another class I shall take a Lore Bard with a dash of Warlock. Someone should be able to tell the survivors of the time before the Great Fire.
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Copycat.
MI and WI look safe. Still not sure about NV. CNN are not calling it either but FOX and AP does. We should have more numbers from them today. I’ve heard 21h00 Eastern for PA. 10% left to count and 20 000 lead for trump. I doubt the Dems have a real chance there despites the “blue boxes”.
Which bring me to the lawsuits. Three that I’m aware of atm. Two are in GA and PA. Which I think we can concede. Despite the shrinking margins. The third is in MI. The one we can worry about. I try to keep faith a court won’t invalidate votes by citizen who voted in the time they were told. But you really never know with them.
In games I like warlocks but I’ll stay with my scavenger/thief.
Or maybe vampire. Vampire sounds good. 
Just heard there’s a lawsuit in WI too. I’ll put it with MI. Still not a good news and I’ll guess there will be one in NV too.
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