Forget toilet paper! Lol
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Heh. You have the same type of hair as me. I slather it in leave in, but still wind up with that problem occasionally. That despite having hair down to the middle of my back when it actually stretches out.
Iād add something about politics here, but I canāt think of much except a mild amusement at their haircare bills. That and an idle wondering if theyāre trying to cover up the evil inside.
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If it gets long enough, itāll calm down. Hasnāt been long enough since I was but a boy - depending upon how long this whole thing goes, it might get long enough again.
Jay-sus Chee-RIST! I knew it!! Hippie!
I tend to keep my hair short these days, mostly for ease of maintenance. (I donāt own a comb, yo.)
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While weāre talking hair, Iāve been rocking the undercut Iāve seen referred to as the fascist special for a little longer than Iām married, so 6 years or so. When I first made the move my friend said to me āyou look so,ā¦ WHITE!ā, and my wife said āIt looks good, but your German genetics are really showing.ā No accounting for taste I suppose.
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@MickityMike - this might explain things a bit. Granted this was back in ā98 but the past always informs the present
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I had almost forgotten about that exchange. Good times. The pic I posted that you responded to was back when my hair was about mid shoulder blade. Straight and simple as Penceās interpretation of āthe Joy of Sexā describes my hair rather well, and I had the silent film villain mustache. āMemoriiieeeessss 
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Iāve got to admit you can pull the villain look. Iām not necessarily sure thatās a good thing mind, but you can do it. At complete odds with your personality too.
Anyways, some of you might be interested in this if you werenāt already aware of these.
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@MickityMike 
I think that right side pic should be your Halloween costume this year.
@TemetNosce I saw that or something similar and was actually quite upset about what was in there. They could have given people that really needed it more and done better for the economy in my opinion, but Iām still of the opinion that material would be better than money.
And thanks. I think at the tender age of 14 or 15 when that was taken it was more in line with my personality than youād think. I didnāt soften appreciably until my late teens, and was a right miserable bastard in my 20s.
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Lol. Just finished watching the documentary on Mr. Exoticā¦waaaaackoooo.
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Youāve got a point Mike. Iād reference McAfee here, but frankly even Iām unnerved by his habits. Still, donāt think all that many people really get the urge to just not be hassled. Lot of people around here are just private and a bit wild, albeit to be fair I donāt think most people will be shocked by that in Oregon.
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Wait, what? The guy on the right is a real person who takes himself seriously and not just someone taking the piss? Please enlighten me. And if he is the subject, then please @sun_tsunami, tell me the title so I can laugh too.
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His name is Joe Exotic. Donāt want to give anything away ,but on Netflix, The Tiger King. Not sure if youāll laugh tho. You may be more like, WTF?!
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I just got off Google about that, and most of it sounds rather ridiculous. Like Monty Python doing a dramatic reenactment of a championship high school football season in Texas. I donāt know if itāll be funny ha-ha, but it seems a safe bet that itāll be funny queer. Will I be outraged at this perversion of justice? Will I laugh at his question able fashion choices? Find out, in the next episode of āPaulothead Gets out from the Rock he Hides Under and Watches Something that Everyone Else already Knew About.ā
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Well, he did run for Governor of Oklahomaā¦
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Was his platform ā7 tacky outfits in every closet, the right to own and kill tigers, and all married men are excused for soliciting 1 contract killing if it was to avoid divorceā? *
*if you think this is offsides let me know and away it goes. Thank you.
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Youāre not that far off. Hehe
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Ha, I actually donāt know ā ā ā ā about the Tiger King. Other than, ya know, he is the ā ā ā ā ā ā ā Tiger King. (Wait - he ā ā ā ā ā ā ā killed someone?!?!)
I dunno - I like to laugh, and even though I am one (lowercase āLā), I can make fun of myself and libertarians. I assume most of you picture me something like that anyhoo. Just not sure which oneā¦ Ron or the ā ā ā ā ā ā ā Tiger King? Hmm
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Eh, Jesse Ventura might be a tad ridiculous, but I respect him. No harm in not taking yourself a hundred percent seriously.
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Jessie the Body? I was always more of an Ultimate Warrior fan. Because he was ā ā ā ā ā ā ā nuts. Also, he had bike tassels hanging from his arms.
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