I see the reason to open this topic, and I´d lie if I´d say it did´nt made me chuckle here and there, but here several things to consider for future topics/posts:
This Forum is a place were people come together, often to look for tips, help, small hints.
It is also a place were veterans gather - to share their experience and to guide new players.
To go on full sarcastic (about possible mistakes of new players) is against our Forum Rules , mostly because sarcasm can lead to misunderstandings and not intendet insults, often derailing into very dark places.
I know the game, I´m online in the Forums almost all day, but as moderator I tend to read posts from the perspective of an outsider/beginner.
This kind of sarcasm is fun for veterans, but its highly discouraging and confusing from a beginners standpoint.
We should try to be a welcoming community and to give new players a helping hand, not accidentially confusing them with topics like this one.
For the future please read our rules carefully before applying sarcasm and cynism or encouraging the same.