“We always have a choice, so whenever possible, take the high road!”
– Susan Bennett, Voice of Siri.
“I have the high ground.”
– Obi-wan Kenobi, “Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith”“Oberon Kenobi has the Hallowed Ground.”
– @Raven_Ghosthawk, “Warframe”
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“I missed our wedding because I was banging my new toilet at work. It’s a long story. Actually, no it’s not, I just said the whole thing.” - Gretchen, You’re the Worst
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“And thus, The universe is balanced.”
– Ferb Fletcher, Phineas and Ferb
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What kind of supreme being would condone such irony?
-Burt Gummer
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I want to use this.
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Have fun! It’s actually a black mage quote from 8-bit, hence the quotes.
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From you good doctor:
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“There’s two guys I hate here and you’re both of them”
- Plume Latraverse
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What you just saw dies with you, do you understand?
Dean Fogg
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“It’s gonna be fun watching him lose his marbles.”
– Ilhan Omar
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“Just one night I want to win the gold medal in the I-don’t-give-a-■■■■ Olympics.” Kyle Kinane
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“The only thing I’ve ever learned from a statue is that pigeons all have IBS.”
– Seth Meyers
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There is nothing in this world more revolting than a zombie transvestite.
-Kyoko
“I am so angry at this dark joke from 1982 that I’m gonna write about it on my blog!!”
– Cinema Snob
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Lupin: “You won’t have to write that essay”
RealHermione: “But I’ve already finished it!”
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Ha, I really need to channel her spirit…
The Lazy Hermione thing came from this
I need @FunkJunkie to change his name to “Gay Tumnus”
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Another “not available in your country”
There’s something about SNL and distribution rights in Canada (Québec) that I never quite figured.
I hate distributors… Be it on t.v., music or beer…
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