Lupin: “You won’t have to write that essay”
RealHermione: “But I’ve already finished it!”
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Ha, I really need to channel her spirit…
The Lazy Hermione thing came from this
I need @FunkJunkie to change his name to “Gay Tumnus”
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Another “not available in your country”
There’s something about SNL and distribution rights in Canada (Québec) that I never quite figured.
I hate distributors… Be it on t.v., music or beer…
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I was going to try to find a fun quote from Haley from order of the stick here, because it felt up her alley, then got distracted by the fact that somehow, somewhere, someone decided to draw sexy fan art of characters that were originally stick figures and then got depressed/encouraged. Carry on.
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“‘Utterly’ is my favorite way to destroy something.” - Chandra Nalaar
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Best quote ever:
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“I now have a temporary residence that resembles the quarters of some of the Greatest Political Prisoners – Martin Luther King, Jr., Mahatma Gandhi, Nelson Mandela, Randal Robinson, and Dr. Benjamin Chavis. I stand upright as a Political Prisoner and I Smile.”
- Bill Cosby
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I sank a well into my bottom drawer, and struck more bourbon.
-Eddie Valiant, Who Censored Roger Rabbit
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Jesus christ, did he say that recently?
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Today.
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Jesus ■■■■■■■ christ.
How much of your own hype do you have to believe? I’d always heard he was an ■■■■■■■, but goddamn.
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“You sacrificed children… for power?”
“Well yeah. I wouldn’t have done it for no reason. I’m not a sicko.” - Conv between White Mage and Black Mage, 8-bit Theater
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Apothecary Hanes is the hordest ■■■■■■■■■■■■ to ever horde.
Best escort mission ever. You find him as a PoW behind alliance lines.
Apothecary Hanes says: Yes, let us leave… but not before we leave our Alliance hosts something to remember us by!
Apothecary Hanes says: They have limited supplies in this camp. It would be a real shame if something were to happen to them.
The rest of the quest is you following around while he stops mid escape to poison their food supplies while screaming ■■■■ like
Apothecary Hanes yells: That’ll teach you to mess with an apothecary, you motherless Alliance dogs!
Respek
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“Ugh… Ahh, damn… He got me. Looks like I was right to wear a bulletproof vest…”
“That… That goes without saying! Were you really going to come here in nothing but a Hawaiian shirt…?”
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What about a Hawaiian-print bulletproof vest? Best of both worlds,
“…am i right or am i right?”
– Cayde-6, “Destiny 2”
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Why does that make me think of burn notice?
“I think intelligence is my sexist quality.”
– Galaxy