It’s rather like…ah, yes. It looks a bit like your eyes actually.”
Lawrence pointed at Holo’s face, whereupon she seemed to unconsciously try to look at her own eyes. He couldn’t help but laugh when she went cross-eyed.
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“Wine is the blood of God. If you can’t drink this, it’s proof that God’s teachings aren’t entering your body."
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I feel like my soul has diarrhea.
—Tina Belcher
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“Geez, I just hope we don’t have to sacrifice a small child every time we need to have a talk like this.”(Jewish Accent) “Otherwise, you know, buying that orphanage may not have been a terrible investment”
Kirito - SAO abridged.
"And I’m just pleading when your heart’s bleeding
And all you can see is red
Till you discover it is within each other
To forgive and make amends.If I had known then what I know now
I wouldn’t have said what I said."– “Cant Wait”, by Jim Yosef
Welcome all to the ever lasting all time low. Put your hands together for the forever failing one man show, Domino. Ladies and broken gentlemen, the undisputed champ of misery og, in this corner, his challenger the pride of utopia, the greatest thing ever."
Coheed and Cambria - Domino the Destitute
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Actually wiping away a tear right now
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Villain, I have done thy mother! - Shakespeare
Insulting people since about 1593…
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She was actually one of the first people to follow me on Twitter. I was absolutely confused and spent the next 20 minutes trying to determine the truth of her identity. Now that I know it’s true I like to imagine everyone with an iPhone walking around with her in their pocket.
Quoting myself for thread tax and shameless self promotion. Please follow me, even though I do not tweet often. JK. No pressure. 
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I’m a fan of her work even though I don’t care for Siri.
I’ll might have to follow her and you as well.
But one of my favorite Twitter accounts is @alexa99.
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I would appreciate the follow, and I follow back especially when I recognize my peeps, but no pressure. I really don’t tweet often. I don’t think Ms Bennett posts much I find of interest, but she can haz my follow because she was the first to follow me for some reason.
She mostly tweets about some podcast that she’s apart of with the occasional cat picture from what I’ve seen.
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"It’s not incest if you shout “No Chromo”
-Gigguk
“I don’t know what that means” - Temperance Brennan
…and me at the moment.
It’s a play on “No Ho-mo.” No chromo, as in. no chromosomes.
And apparently the forum blocks ■■■■. who knew?
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