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""I said my sword was a tool of justice. Not used in anger, not used for vengeance. But now, now I'm not so sure. And besides, this isn't my sword."– Raiden, “Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance”
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“We’re then introduced to the evil wizard, played by Transformer 3’s master of subtlety, John Malkavich.” - Nostalgia Critic
And lo, the burn did cometh in strong and mighty.
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Seriously that was sick. I’d feel bad but Malk has Malk money, so I think he’ll be ok.
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When our resident forum arsonist commits MENTAL vandalism…
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“A knight’s devotion to their steed goes only so far.”
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Nanny Ogg found herself embarrassed even to think about this, and this was unusual because embarrassment normally came as naturally to Nanny as altruism comes to a cat.
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Ah, Terry Pratchett (or Sir Pterry, as some referred to him). Brilliant writer.
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“Not that I’m telling you how to be a father, but why didn’t you try to save your wife and child?”
“My what and child?”
“YOU’RE TELLING ME YOU NEVER GOT MARRIED?”
“What is that, some kinda food?”
“sigh When a man and a woman really love each other-”
“Oh for gods sakes I’m messing with you. Who doesn’t know what marriage is? And ‘love each other’? You’re making a lot of assumptions here.” - Trunks and Vegeta, DBZA
“OH MY GOD DID SHE BRING ME?” - Trunks, DBZA
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/Now picturing Tracer (the character) with a large black hat and that characteristic green skin…
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“This gorgeous sunset is rocking my balls off.” - Kenny Powers
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