Quotes - Any And All

Yeah but that one’s just false.

How else would I know how big my poops are and how stronk my colon is?

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“Oh I won’t rest until I get even a shoulder pat from you.” - Shoresy, of Letterkenny fame, from his new show… Shoresy…

Also my new go to pick up line in DND.

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“Denny’s is just waffle house for people who don’t know how to fight.” - Unknown

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No one goes to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.

— some forgotten stand-up at Evening at the Improv 30 years ago

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Weird thing is, I know that from somewhere… :thinking:

"By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.”

  • George Carlin
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“Well boys, we’re a collection of Rednecks, Skids, Hockey Players, and soldiers with their shirts off with cameras up their dink holes. Now there’s a lot of pretty women out there on the dance floor. Lets go get some GODDAMN PHOTOGRAPHS.”

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“People keep going off about why millennials are the way that we are. Well, when all of us were in 7th grade, we watched 3,000 people die on national television and then nothing got better.” - Unknown

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