Quotes - Any And All

It’s as if Dukakis were photographed riding in the tank, saw the mocking news coverage, then climbed back into the tank and drove cross-country with Willie Horton riding shotgun as his own staff begged him to pull over.

From a piece by Benjy Sarlin and Alex Seitz-Wald on the lovely week enjoyed by Trump.
At this point the only options are to laugh or cry, I choose the former

I haven’t really been keeping up… is this since the debate?

It’s really been something to see

Oh my… I barely have words…

I also just watched Rudy Giuliani claiming that Americans below the poverty line and too poor to pay income tax are ‘taking advantage’ of deductions and loopholes just like Trump.

The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward.

John Maynard Keynes

The poor aren’t lazy, they’re just smart
Like Trump

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In my mind, both of them neither won or lost, not even a tie, just am argument to ignore

@hattieinduni: Britty Kitty FacePalm…


"...if no one wins, does no one lose?"
-- "Too Many Pieces to Mend", by Libby Weaver: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ct7ukrwbThs

I got the c*ck

Kitty_Jo

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That reminds me.
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Lol! You guys always make me feel so loved :joy: :heart:

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“I created the universe! Give me the gift certificate!” - Lisa

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When you’re drowning, you don’t say ‘I would be incredibly pleased if someone would have the foresight to notice me drowning and come and help me,’ you just scream.
John Lennon

“The only one that you’d lay down and die for is you.”

“Well yeah! I’m very important to me!”

I’m really liking Ash vs The Evil Dead

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Feeling Burroughs today…

Hustlers of the world, there is one Mark you cannot beat: the Mark inside.

Sincerely hoping this will describe Trump’s fate two weeks hence

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“The tallest mountain started as a stone
I once was weak but now I’ve grown
HERO!
I know the weakness within is my greatest foe…
PUSH ON
The mortal man inside of me has died
There’s gods inside my fist tonight.”

“he who takes advice from cookie is sure to crumble”
“You dont need a parachute to skydive. You need a parachute to skydive twice”

-Random fortune cookies in Shadow Warrior.

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I took a screenshot of every one I got.

"A belt of cardboard is a waist of paper."
Among other great ones I don’t remember at the moment.

Also, killing the bunnies eventually reveals a demon bunny, with is fun.

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Wish I did. Some really are hilarious.

Like I said, Shadow Warrior is everything I ever wanted Duke Nukem Forever to be. THe humor is spot on, and I haven’t even seen all of the fortune cookies yet either. They’re randomized, and have more than the in-game amount of cookies.