“It’s not the brand that matters, it’s the user.”
-Alexa
Said Arnold Schwarzenegger when auditioning for a movie about pianists, “I’ll be Bach.”
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"“Between this and Driller: A Sexual Thriller, this is the second porno I’ve seen that has Nixon in it. Why was that a thing?”
– Cinema Snob
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Fixed.
Also, someone had a LOT of fun making that pot-smashing video! 
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“Other people’s dreams are a lot like other people’s pictures. If I’m not in them and no one is having sex, I really don’t care.” - Dennis Reynolds, the Golden God
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I’m…honestly not familiar enough to comprehend that, so your fixture means little to me.
Speaking of which, that’s one of the things I commonly say, that (x) means little to one who does who is unfamiliar with the subject.
On a relative note:
"XP does not equal (or 'equate to') actual experience"– @Raven_Ghosthawk, “Destiny (PS3)”
I keep having to tell my story about “Destiny” (PS3) players being shocked that I got to 335 Light without ever touching a Raid, much less knowing how to. Light levels are basically XP; you can farm XP, but not actual experience.
Seriously, those folks have probably been playing since the game’s release (or pretty damn close), and don’t know about Challenge/Elders? 
And that guy couldn’t have fixed all them pots like --that–! (glances at @Tracer)
What, smashed your pots?"Don't worry, love -- cavalry's here." -- Tracer, "Overwatch"
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A minuet is a style of music for a baroque dance. Bach wrote quite a lot of them (in addition to fugues, symphonies, concertos, etc.). The full joke is “Gone Chopin, Bach in a minuet”. I’ll put my inner music geek back in Haydn now. Just know that there are plenty more puns on my Liszt… 
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No, no – now that makes more sense.
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“I’ve always felt that the placement of a man’s testicles is an eloquent argument against intelligent design.” - Prince Jalan, Prince of Fools
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“Don’t @ me unless you agree!”
— Jordan Klepper
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“Battles are all about strategy, and strategy pivots on priorities. Since my priorities were Prince Jalan, Prince Jalan, and Prince Jalan, with “looking good” a distant fourth, I took the opportunity to resume running away. I find that the main thing about success is the ability to act in the moment. A hero attacks in the moment; a good coward runs in it. The rest of the world waits for the next moment and ends up as crow food.” - Prince Jalan
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I miss the old EU write off of that line…
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“The less I know about other people’s affairs, the happier I am. I’m not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.”
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Flavor text hits keep coming.
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