Would you rather eat a Froot Loops and Ketchup pizza or a bucket of Kentucky Fried Foreskin?

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Foreskin

Ketchup is gross

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I did some math, I worked ~43% of every hour that happened last week. But hey my paycheck was nice, even if I never have time to spend it.

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Know them feels man, I’ve had 3 days off since July 4th.

And one of them still had me working from home

My last day off was july 4th lol. When I finally do get a day off I won’t even know what to do with myself.

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Pretty sure it’s bugging out for everyone. Either some script or some meta tag got borked yesterday, and it’s been an issue ever since. You can add your 2c here if you like.

Who poops at parties anyway? Go before you go, like all sensible people! And when you finally need to go, use it as an excuse to go. (Parties. Ugh!)

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Nah, if it’s a general issue with the forum and already reported I’m good. I didn’t bother with much trouble shooting on it anyways.

Looks like a (temporary?) fix might be in, but at the expense of a slightly longer page load time. At least, that’s what I’m now getting.

Yeah, seems to be working for me as well. I didn’t notice the longer page load time, but I wasn’t paying particular attention either.

Even the load time seems to be getting back to normal. Someone has obviously been working on this behind the scenes all morning.

“Pay no attention to the programmer behind the curtain!”

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Oh man, I totally do that: have a big 'ol drawer of the same black socks (maybe a couple dozen pairs). I do occasionally find orphans, but eventually another orphan will show up, and while I’m sure my sock count went down by two, I can’t otherwise tell.

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@Ganjamira, you may well be able to tell me, what are German equivalents for the English idiom ‘hit the nail on the head’? Or does a literal translation mean the same thing?

In german it´s exactly the same, wording & meaning^^

“Den Nagel auf den Kopf treffen”

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Nice, thanks!

In other news, nothing matters

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Cheer up, if we do wind up having a nuclear war, most of us will die slow rather than quick!

… No, seriously, even if it was limited to ‘just’ NK’s current projected arsenal, starvation would likely be the biggest killer by far. While a response by the US even if limited would likely cause the death of half or more of the worlds population from starvation.

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You’re all negative. Completely discounting the potential for super powers in our new dystopian hell.

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Indeed. It’s very hard to predict precise numbers, though I recall reading one dossier which predicted a ‘small’ nuclear war (roughly 100x the size of Hiroshima, no real feat by today’s standards) would result in a nuclear winter causing the deaths of at least a billion people.

Indeed.

Here we see a small child hiding in a tunnel, carefully averting his eyes from the nuclear explosion which has destroyed all surrounding life apart from one radioactive butterfly. He cheerfully holds a balloon embossed with the words ‘make winter come again’.

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Not me
I’m already prepared to resort to camnibalism

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“THAN IT CAWMS TO BE THAT THE SOOTHIN’ LIGH’ AT THE ENDAYATUNNEL… IS JUST A FRAYT TRAIN COMMIN YO’ WAAA-HEE-YEAAAAH-YEAAH!”- James Hetfield, No Leaf Clover

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