I once saved a few links in my iphone notes but buried them under lots of thoughts regarding Irish literature 
You’re old enough for it to be on tape!! Now that is impressive lol.
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I think it was labeled either “Hold” or just “Porn”.
I can’t remember. I was 4 when it happened.
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See this I respect 
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A classic, standard explanation for the Playboy.
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The nearest thing to that I experienced was when I was looking for a copy of Aesop’s Fables on my Dad’s bookshelves, and someone thought I was looking for his copy of the Kama Sutra. I didn’t even know what that was at the time…
My only experience with porn mags was after my wife and I had bought our house, and I was ripping down the basement ceiling to get at the wiring. I pulled on one panel, and a stack of porn magazines from a previous owner literally hit me in the face. I have never seen my wife move so fast as when she realised what had just happened!
Ever read the short story Isaac Asimov (eventually) wrote for Playboy? He had it in one of his anthologies.
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Awkward porn stories ho!!! My brother went searching for my dad’s porn tape. He found one cassette marked “Star Trek” and put it in. It was a Star Trek porn parody. After that my dad just gave up, gave my brother the rest of it, and told him to hide it from our mother.
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I am literally laughing out loud 
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I was agreeing in this day and age, then I realized I actually have downloaded some stuff on this PC. Mostly lewd games and the like. So I suppose I labeled the folder downloads? Since it’s just in with everything else…
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I remember going through one of our external hard drives to find old videos of me and I found some pornographic videos in a random downloads folder that had some rather disgusting file names. 
You can probably imagine what they were called.
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On the topic of porn
I was like 8 and went to the mall with my uncle. The Halloween store we were in had stuff like nude posters and what not in the back. Little me had no idea what it was at the time
Then i found those old commercials that aired on comedy central lol
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Be glad finding the porn was the worst you’ve seen. Imagine being a teen and walking in. More than once. Like, middle of the day, door wide open. And even that wasn’t nearly as bad as…huh. There’s a great blank spot in my memory. Well I’m not poking that bear…
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Yeah, that would be pretty bad… The former thing happened to my in-laws, who were running a pig farm at the time. Apparently, kidlet told the other kidlet that “Mom and Dad are making bacon” in a very matter-of-fact way. Farm kids, eh?
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On the flip side, I can’t tell you how many times Katie and I were caught. Like, more people than can be counted on one hand.
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We had homemade Alice Springs Chicken for dinner with a side of fries and I had a Kit Kat cone for dessert.
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It started with an response from @Arsonist to a video I posted. Notice his tag. I just decided to go a tiny bit dark with it. Because, you know, dark.
Btw, for those who don’t know the reference:
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If I were going with something like that, there’s only ONE line that will do.
Suche gut gebauten Achtzehn bis Dreißigjährigen zum Schlachten
Der Metzgermeister
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Das hört sich schrecklich an!
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Well yes. It’s also a true story. There was a guy that posted that in a forum. For those that don’t speak deutsche, it means
‘Looking for a well-built 18 to 30-year-old to be slaughtered’
The Master Butcher
Someone actually responded. They met up, then they cut off the guys junk, cooked and ate it together, before the guy was killed and eaten.
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He was born in Essen! Irony ho!
Edit - I guess the guy saw the final scene of The Cook, the Thief, his Wife and Her Lover and thought “yum!”.
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