Are the underbed accommodations up to code? Or are you operating a hostel for electronics tenement style down there? I hope it wasn’t subject to unwanted touching by your collection of tamagotchis and neopets at nerfpoint.
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Yes.
And no, I don’t collect Tamagotchis or Neopets.
However, I do collect old cell phones.
They share one thing in common: They’re all DEAD.
It’s the same thing whenever I talk to Siri or Alexa. 
You should. The digital orphans of the 90s need good homes, and your cats will make sure they get their exercise.
A graveyard for defunct telecommunications devices? Have you seen my old fax machine? Or my old telegraph Morse code clicker?
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I think I have my dad’s old beeper somewhere in the garage.
And my GBA SP, Leapster, Wii, and DSi.
Anyways, I just got an email from a woman I don’t personally know and it contained pictures of her child.
I was trying to figure out how those attachments would work via email when I realized I simply read that wrong.
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What you read sounds suspiciously like Hannibal Lecter ordering food…
music association strikes again
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That would be something different.
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“We put the ‘why’ in b(y)te.”
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Just a reminder: Emoji overuse pokes the deep ones, and y’all know:
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That takes away like 20% of all DnD warlock strats.
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Sweetheart, listen to me. We both know that what a warlock considers a good idea is not necessarily something that the general populace would regard as a good idea, let alone a sane one.
Why do you think I like Warlocks? 
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I just did the kitty litter boxes and now I’m doing art for my comic while listening to LMFAO.
I mean point.
I still want to make a clothie life steal based caster but no one thinks my ideas have any goddamn merit.
…
I miss siphon life soul link.
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Also, if any of you people are making people play smash with joycons instead of gamecube controllers… you are monsters.
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What?
I played Smash with a Wiimote and nunchuk.
You Smash people are crazy.
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Not a Smash player, but truer words have yet to be spoken in this context.
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tldr of this-
Do smash in your own way playing by yourself.
But making people play on a joycon over a GC or “classic” controller puts them at a huge disadvantage.