Changed that for you Ars.
… And funny
I went to Florida years ago with my brother & his family. They had already booked for a while in one of the nice big hotels. I decided to tag along last minute, so was in a cheapo hotel about 10 minutes from them.
I never really sleep, so would get up and walk round to their hotel early each morning and go use the facilities at the huge complex they were in until they were ready to get up.
I walked in one morning through this grand lobby that was bigger than the entire motel I was in. I mean this lobby was huge. And all I could see everywhere was a sea of (mostly) men that made the chaps in the photos above look like they have the frame of Shaggy from Scooby Doo. And a bunch of mostly slim, svelt, women. And it appeared that the women, were fawning for these guys attention.
It was then I noticed the big sign in the lobby, welcoming me to an annual chubby chasers convention. These big guys were fooking rockstars to these ladies mate. I was still gliding through the lobby, probably with my mouth now agape, as these bevy of gals, fought for attention. Not one of them giving me a glance
One of the really big guys, fell out of his specially supported chair just as I was about to exit the hall to the main apartments. It took about a dozen hotel staff to try get the poor fella back up. Like a 400 pound turtle on it’s back, if the guy had fell in his own home, not sure what he would have done.
Anyway after reaching my brothers apartment, I knock and his wife lets me in, because my brothers in the shower. I tell her right away she better keep my brother inside today, if she does not want to lose him. She is looking at me puzzled and says why? I tell her there is a chubby chasers convention in your hotel lobby and if you let him out he will be the belle of the ball. My bro got some teasing from us all that day