Random Talk Thread

I actually don’t mind windows 10 so far, but I’m also not using it in my gaming rig.

Not sure how I feel about Windows 10 as of now

Find better games to play then haha. Like I said, monopoly sucks. It’s not even a fun game to ruin friendships over.

Yeah try Mario Party on the GameCube.

We have! And we do!

I was just explaining why.

Last year my brother heard I was into board games and bought me a fairly nice Family Guy Monopoly set. I had to smile, wince and say “Dude, thanks, this is awesome. I can’t take this home though. We will literally kill each other. It will be the most embarassing mass mutual homocide that this part of the country has ever seen.”

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Even more embarrassing than when that teenager OD’d herself because someone posted porn on her Tumblr?

Well actually yeah that’d be even more embarrassing. What’d you think the police report would be like?

NSFW.

This got dark.

“When entering the house, subject A was found slumped over a recliner - it appears as though he was trying to flee the initial scene of conflict. He had been stripped, partially flayed, and gnawed, and inexplicably the phrase ‘YOU DON’T GET MONEY WHEN YOU VISIT JAIL’ was drilled into his back with a rusty butterknife. Subjects B and C were found in the dining room, slumped over the table. The main conflict clearly happened in this area - spilled alcoholic drinks and cigarette butts littered the scene, and a bloody mug in the shape of a woman’s breast appears to have been shattered over one of the assaliants head’s. It is impossible to determine which, as all subjects were covered in defensive and trauma based wounds. The two subjects seemed to be simultaneously strangling each other- subject B had small green game pieces embedded into his forearm, and subject C was found to have several small colored pieces of paper jammed down his windpipe. They appear to have expired at roughly the same time, with rigor mortis finishing the job they started. Subject D was a few feet away in a bathroom, having been strangled, and then hung by a series of bath towels. Upon his stomach was scrawled “Sic Semper Inamabilis Argentariam”, which cryptology has identified ‘And Thus To Distrustful Bankers’ in broken latin. The rookie threw up on the gaming set upon entering the crime scene, contaminating further investigation.”

That wasn’t dark at all, sounds like a mediocre creepy pasta. Which almost all of them.

But thanks fer the answer though!

I have to admit, I’m more on the side of Mario Party ruining friendships than Monopoly. While I don’t find Monopoly particularly fun, I also don’t find it utterly infuriating the way I do some of the mechanics of Mario Party, nor is it designed to encourage fratricide.

The goal of Mario Party is to be the biggest douche possible so yeah, Mario Party is more of a friend killer than Monopoly. At least with Monopoly you can cheat to make it more friendly (under the table loan from a player/bank for example).

And that’s why I played Mario Party with a friend, and not against.

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No posts for 2 hours so here’s a random magestic img

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This gif reminded me how awesome the Naked Gun series is.

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Random announcement: I’m gonna be an uncle to a human (as opposed to 2 cats and a lizard) ~8 months. Just learned that my little sis is pregnant and she and her husband are very happy as they were trying for about 5-8 months they mentioned.
Very excited for them and myself kinda since when the baby is due (or should be) she’ll be moving back to where I am.

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Well congrats to ya man.

While I’m here, whaddya think of this here revolver swedishspyman/ @itsTwister?

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=495442223

Because I’ll be honest, it looks like a Toys R Us plastic gun.

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Thanks :heart:
Still don’t know whether it’s a boy, girl, twins, etc. as it’s still much too early to even guess what it’ll be but she knows she is in fact pregnant so that’s good enough for me.

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Well, busy night politically. Particularly with the Republican debate, albeit much of it was so scripted that it hurt (Jeb Bush, I’m looking at you), and what wasn’t… Paul made a joke of himself, albeit he’s been busy shedding the tiny amount of libertarian support he had from his last name lately anyways, still he was basically incoherent.

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Plan on being there for her in person much? Might as well create some small talk.

I’m arsonist, and I approve of this summary.

… I didn’t see it, but it sounds about par for the course.

More suprised it didn’t degenerate further than it did, especially given they had to hold two separate debates there were so many candidates (one for the lower polling candidates, one for the ones with multiple digits of support). Also unsurprisingly a ridiculous amount of it was about Trump, ranging from him threatening one of the hosts to some general insults and an out of place compliment to Bush.