Sexy Attikus... Please Stop THE HORROR Before It Begins

Um… Ok y’all.
I was on another thread… and there was some discussion of Sexy Attikus skins.
I think I speak for everyone here when I say… my nightmares are already pretty nasty.

So I’m only gonna say this once!!!

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF THE GREAT EAGLE NO SEXY ATTIKUS SKINS!!!
I DON’T THINK I COULD TAKE IT!!!
NO SEXY ATTIKUS TAUNTS EITHER!!!
UGH… UGH… THAT WOULD JUST COMPLETELY PSYCH ME OUT!!!
I COULDN’T HANDLE IT!!!

I know, I know… I said taunting is a part of the game… but that’s not a taunt. That is a weapon of mass destruction.

So please… no sexy Attikus.

And don’t any of you other forum users DARE post your sexy Attikus ideas below. I might upchuck birdseed all over my nest.

Now sexy Benedict skins… that is an entirely different story.

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I am here for the sexy Attikus. Where is he? I need that thrall wearing a shredded t-shirt or possibly an a-line. Beach bum shorts and possibly a pool ring hung around one tusk.

I need this.

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I’m sorry to disappoint you… but this is the ANTI-Sexy Attikus thread.

Actually. No. I’m not sorry.
Please… think about this.
I KNOW you haven’t thought this through.
Sexy Attikus… is just… it’s… it’s just… NO!!!

I know Rule 34 and all… but… there are some evils… that just… should be left in the dark… with the bats. The blind… freaky… winged… mammals.

We all know that NO ONE wants to see Attikus wearing a Japanese School Uniform swimsuit and face glitter.

NO ONE.

This would be a crime.

NO ONE in the fan art section of this Forum should make this.

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Agreed.
That DEFINITELY should not exist.
Ever.

I made this. My computer is being a butt right now, so here’s a five-minute sketch. And i wanted to draw tiny flipflops for his feet.

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This is happening. I will draw this.

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You are really good! I love it <3

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Thank you >u<

That’s kind of amazing, great job!

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YES!

I mean…no, please don’t…no.

Yep, never unseeing that.

:dukeaffirmative:

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His basic skin is already sexy though.

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That is very true

He could hangout with Stiches! Best beach buds!

Yup, heroes of the storm had to do it.

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Oh lawd no XD but League has some good beach/pool party skins too owo

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
ANTI Sexy Attikus thread! ANTI!!!
I was only gone a couple hours!
What the… AHHHHHHHH!!!

Alright… alright… it’s ok… it’s just beach attire. It’s just beach attire. That’s not so bad. That’s not so bad. At least he’s wearing a shirt. And shorts. It could be worse… it could be a Speedo… but… AGGGHHHHH!!!

DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE??? DO YOU SEE!!! YOU HAVE OPENED PANDORA’S BOX!!!

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Alright… ok… I’m calm. Ok…
I have decided that this is acceptable. It’s just beach attire.
Nothing sexy about it. This is an example of o—
IS THAT A BULGE IN HIS SHORTS???

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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That’s it!
I’m done with this thread! I’m done… Benedict is out!
I’m watching “Howard the Duck” to purge my memory of this.

You know a lot of people don’t like that film… but there’s this one scene… that’s very… stimulating…
INTELLECTUALLY… in a bathtub… excuse me…

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At least he’s not wearing a lacy thong.