SO another thing about me

(Min/Maxing and Flakker god) #1

I think I’m sexually attracted to fire.

(Where's lucky?) #2

Isn’t everyone?

(Min/Maxing and Flakker god) #3

No just me. You’re sexually attracted to pickles.

(Where's lucky?) #4

mmmmmmmm fire roasted pickles… I need a moment

(Min/Maxing and Flakker god) #5

(Where's lucky?) #6

hits dislike button

you ruined it

(Min/Maxing and Flakker god) #7

No you ruined it by being born a buffalo.


( The Dogs Bollocks) #9

Kinda forgotten the last time I was on fire, I’m kinda smouldering right now, nothing a few good blows wouldn’t put right :stuck_out_tongue:

(Super Badass Constructor ) #10

(with sidekicks: Shoulda, Coulda, and Woulda) #11

*flags for sexual content

I didn’t need to see you and Derch having sexy fun time.


This seems like something you need to be absolutely sure about before taking it ‘further’.

(Min/Maxing and Flakker god) #13

In order to be sure I have to take it further.


Well, be safe and wear some asbestos and breathing equpiment. I know you kids think you’re flame-proof, but I’ve seen people with third degree burns after just kissing the wrong incandescent material. You could catch some nasty burns, you don’t know where that fire has been. Could be riddled with extremely high temperatures. Look at it, there, with those ‘■■■■ me coals’. Dirty fire. Ash all over the place like that. Got it’s Cinders on show and everything. Looks like a fire that’s been around. Don’t be fooled by it’s smoke. Phwoar, though. Eh? Eh? Nudge Nudge, wink wink.

(99 HellbornKriegers) #15

Put some points in your Hellborn skill tree and try to get a FoTFH…'nuff said.

(Min/Maxing and Flakker god) #16

It might just be chaos I’m attracted to thinking of it now.

( The Dogs Bollocks) #17

Does it count if it burns when I pee?


If it also turns you on I think it counts.

(Min/Maxing and Flakker god) #19

Yep. frak10characterlimits.

(The Villain) #20

See, here’s a problem I have with the new forums. People posting random ■■■■ like this just to gain badges… eh.